when i say i got that dog in me this is the dog i’m talking about
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sometimes reddit is good, actually.
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ghost trick fans will literally say shit like "play ghost trick" and "i can't tell you anything about it" and "it has the best dog ever" and "spoilers in tags past this one"
they call me the you didn’t say dibs killer. when i see someone’s about to become a murderer i show up and kill the victim first because they didn’t say dibs. and due to a small oversight in the way morality is calculated i’m going to heaven no problem
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Paintings of hammerhead sharks depicted in the "Oki National Products Illustration Notes". From Japan, Edo Period, 1735 CE
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bruntalism
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accidentally sent this typo to a friend then made this
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Greyhound Staffordshire Dog Pen Holder, 19th Century
Source: Rochester, NY Rochester Auction House
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I step into the crime scene once again, and just like last time... it's a mess. The bastard's killed again. They call him The Artist... man's sick in the head, thinks he's gonna be the next Michelangelo. His "canvas"? The human body. Maybe I'm just not "cultured" enough. But when I look at this mess of gore and body parts, all I see is... wait holy shit from this angle it looks like a fish! Ohhhh it's like a perspective trick! Oh shit that's so cool. I mean. Ahem. It's not cool enough to justify murdering twelve innocent... oh my GOD from THIS angle it looks like a MONKEY! It's like, two in one! How'd he even DO that, this guy's a genius!!
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why would you willingly go to mass
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free wine
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well no actually, there’s taxes in mass soo....... yeah
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it's not like they can make you put money in their little pouch. just say no. fucking pushover
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i think we are talking about different things
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oh er sorry for being mean then. what the hell did you mean though how does a church tax you
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i am talking about the state of massachusetts
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you're just making that place up to freak me out
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what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"
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when a guy says something so out of pocket and you have to hit him with that rose bride stare
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a really interesting thing i’ve learned dating someone from Pennsylvania is that they’re so proud that they killed that hitchhiking robot. it’s seriously like walking on the moon to them. you bring it up to anyone from PA and they smile warmly and nod and go “yep, yep, we did kill him and we would do it again”
