The swiftness and brutality of Hbomberguy’s complete evisceration of James Somerton’s career cannot be overstated.

Why does it seem like most “official” LGBT orgs include asexuals but on tumblr asexuals are vehemently excluded from the community? Why is there such a disconnect between the online community and the irl community?

corporations pandering to aces for easy money and lgbt orgs being threatened with defunding if they don’t worship cishet boots doesn’t mean we want them here lmfao

surprisingly enough, aces tend to spend a lot of money on merch because they don’t run any risk wearing it in public who knew

underrated moment when wei wuxian was like oh sorry i forgot you’re not allowed to drink and lan xichen was like oh babe i found a loophole for that one years ago clink clink 🍸

#also the implication that he either never told lwj or #that lwj was like no thanks i prefer the bliss of being 100% knocked out (via @toxicdps)

Surely Pliny the Elder had something to say about vibes

robin and steve only applying to jobs where they’d be working together because they’re bffs and know they won’t be able to stand anyone else

(duck newton voice) ma'am? ms. marie kondo? i got this uh, sword here. it does not spark joy

I can’t believe the Mcelroy’s invented d&d. Truley amazing. What can’t these boys do

I’ve been working on this for months and the truth is I could continue to add to it forever but I want you all to enjoy it with me

the greatest plan in history

‘how do i prepare myself to be robbed? […] i want to stand my ground and at least seem threatening. how do i get tougher and less scared of people jumping out and surprising me?’

-neither fight nor flight in the fourth row

from mbmbam 214: face 2 face x: cragislist croutons

your english reformation name:

girl : ‘anne’ or ‘catherine’ + the last thing you bought with ‘shire’ at the end

boy : ‘henry’ or ‘thomas’ + the last thing you ate with ‘sbury’ at the end

Sidon: We need someone who can withstand electrical attacks Link:  Sidon: