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Esther: Let’s clear the air. Are there any more lies we should know about?
Swaine: Yes.
Esther: Well?
Swaine: Well, there’s a bunch of things. But I’m gonna space them out so I won’t look like such a bad person.
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I mentioned this in a previous reblog but Oliver just straight up has weapons on him in the post game. Yeah they’re familair sized but they’re still weapons. Also a bunch of gold coins and a bottomless bag. Imagine being Oliver’s classmate and asking him for a pencil and he reaches arm deep into the bag
it is deeply funny. what would you do if you sat next to the weird kid in the back of the class who went screwy after his mom died and you ask him if he has an eraser and he goes oh sure! hold on [reaches into his bag and pulls out a feather] sorry one sec [pulls out a large fossil] sorry give me one second [pulls out a dagger] haha sorry it was just here [an entire mug of coffee] sorry one moment [a whole winter coat] two seconds [eraser] HERE it is :]
School security has to go through his bag and when they open it they see the void itself and occasionally hear the sounds of creatures
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mr drippy
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Esther: So, Swaine, do you have a crush on anyone?
Swaine: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.
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Esther: Do you take constructive criticism?
Swaine: I only take cash or credit.
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Swaine: What’s the worst that could happen?
Marcassin: I’m glad you asked.
Marcassin: [unfurls a long list]
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Gascon: I’m gonna burn this place to the ground.
The Emperor: I’ll show you where my throne is. You can start there.
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Esther: I will now exorcise this room to get rid of all the demons and evil spirits.
Oliver, clutching Drippy tightly: No please, he's family!
Drippy: I hate both of you.
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Swaine: Stop talking.
Drippy: You know I'm not good at that.
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Been playing though Ni No Kuni again since I got it on steam a bit ago and GOD DAMN I miss this game man, I missed my lil guys so much it’s like coming home to a warm hug
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Esther: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a magic lamp, owls DON'T like it.
Oliver: ...What happened?
Esther: I made a VERY bad mistake.
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Oliver: Things are getting better!
Swaine: Better at making my life worse!
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Marcassin: This bloodline ends with me.
Esther: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".
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Swaine: I’m sorry, but this time I can’t do as you say.
Marcassin: What do you mean ‘this time’? You’ve never done what I’ve said once since I was born.
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Esther: Believe me when I tell you, that you just now made the worst mistake of your miserable little life.
Swaine: Believe me, no matter how this turns out, I've made worse mistakes.
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Esther: Look, I know I said that your plan would fail, but I was wrong.
Swaine: I love it when you say that. Can you say it again?
Esther, unamused: No.
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Inferiority complex