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Hi. I'm Bilbo and I'm just chilling in my little internet corner. Don't mind me. A sticky post!blog directory will show up....someday. Maybe.
Born in March 1989. Ask me to unfollow you / don't follow me if you're a minor uncomfortable with my age.
SPOILER WARNING FOR: Fire Emblem Heroes, Kingdom Hearts 3 + beyond, Ni No Kuni 1 and 2, Persona 3-5 + spinoffs, whatever the heck is going on with DC Comics at any given moment
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6balls

the thing is. supernatural is not "good" and I couldn't even be said to be "a fan" but I'm happy to have it on in my house and offer the occasional opinion bc it's what TV should be. TV should be 483939484 episodes on the CW over a very long period where some writers just don't seem to have watched any episodes that came before theirs and they just wanna make shit they think is "cool." it's not very good. the men are not particularly attractive but there's legions of girlies dying for them to fuck nasty. there's middle aged women like "I would throw my panties off immediately for THIS MAN" and it's like a picture of a lump of clay. you've never given it any thought but you're nodding at your dash like "It makes the creatures different, right on. I'd take a bullet for horny fujoshis." there should be some really fun episodes and some that are like ok well that one is about a racist truck and we all have accepted this. one particular season where the guy's haircut is just atrocious. THIS is what streaming has taken from us. and we should have our pitchforks out about that

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cerolinda

I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?

Sorry everyone, God didn't drop anything worthwhile, only soup.

It means he only DROPPED SOUP

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kiryma

Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe

ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I'LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD

The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????

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spinyax

what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????

It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!

GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!

I'M FIGHTING THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP GODS!

FUCK YOU!!!!

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penny-anna

anyway going back to star wars. i feel like ppl sometimes forget this bcos it's such a staple of the series at this point but on first viewing some aspects of Return of the Jedi are kind of hmm. jarring & uncomfortable? and i must stress that this is a compliment.

i watched ROTJ for the first time aged i think around 10? and i remember enjoying it less than the other films bcos i found Luke's whole story arc actively unpleasant to watch. anyone else have this experience ldkgjhdfkghfdkj

its an all-round slightly discordant film bcos the other half of the plot is 'lets just do the death star again' and 'han and leia make friends with the teddy bear people' and then Luke is. acutally i know how to represent this.

ITS LIKE THIS. THE WHOLE MOVIE IS LIKE THIS.

  • the jump from the emotional state he was in at the end of ESB immediately post-Bespin to the kind of. eerie calm?? he has all through ROTJ is honestly unsettling. like this is a guy whose been through Emotional Hell and come out the other side. mostly.
  • man looks like he's aged about 10 years in the couple of in-universe months since we've last seen him which was apparently fully intentional
  • the fact that his very first on-screen action is using Darth Vader's signature force choke??
  • the movie kind of glosses over this but he did explicitly go up to the Death Star w Vader fully intending to die there. like he straight up says this.
  • as a kid the whole death star fight scene felt really weird & uncomfortable in a way im not sure how to articulate. the climax where he just unleashes on Vader upset me for obvious reasons.
  • force kick!!
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