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Anonymous asked:

as the queen of the Connabeth endgame spoilers, do you have an actual headcanons about them?

bikkinibottom answered:

oh god is this what i’ll be remembered as?? good. anyway yes i do :)

  • annabeth is 9 when connor (10) and travis (12) arrive to chb for the first time
  • im not going into details about how they hit it off, you can refer to ash or annie’s hcs for that lol sorry
  • those three years (or summers?) before percy arrives are considered the Glory Days by connor and annabeth personally, by everyone else they’re considered the Dark Ages
  • they are such menaces when it comes to pranks like its unbelievable. nobody talks about the summer of ‘03. beckendorf still has war flashbacks from it
  • puppy crush? you know it! connor is infatuated by baby annabeth and her wit. that look she gets when she’s scheming or comes up with a brilliant idea makes connor’s heart beat a little too fast to be considered platonic
  • annabeth is a little starry eyed by connor, and gets all blushy when connor has that trouble-maker grin on his face (why do you think she’s so endeared by percy’s troublemaker smirk??)
  • by the end of percy’s first summer the crush starts fading, more so on annabeth’s end than connor’s because how can you not simp over annabeth chase
  • when percy and annabeth arrive at camp in beginning of SoM, annabeth sees the stolls and is like “Connor!” and they run up to each other and embrace. he picks her up and twirls her around a couple times and they’re both laughing it’s so cute
  • percy is literally there in the background doing the eyes emoji 👁👁
  • one time there’s some canoe building contest, and connor and percy were paired up together. they’re sitting at one of the picnic tables and they’re both so lost but they see annabeth walking her cabin back from activities and connor is like “Wise Girl, we need help!” and percy gets literal whiplash as he glares daggers at connor. 
  • its no coincidence that the cup of water on the table tips over and completely soaks connor (it’s never addressed but connor never calls annabeth Wise Girl ever again after this)
  • as they get a little older the two of them jokingly flirt with one another and he starts calling her Annababe
  • she blows him kisses from across the dining pavilion and he makes a show of catching them and then dramatically fainting. she always giggles at this
  • percy’s seen it a couple of times and he’s just trying his best not to short circuit and Hold it In. he gets all moody and annabeth is like what’s your problem bro
  • Oblivious Annabeth is the best annabeth
  • they have a handshake of course. they watched the parent trap once together and made it their mission to learn that handshake
  • connor likes to twirl annabeth around or give her piggy back rides down to the campfire. the first time percy witnessed this the plumbing bursted in the bathrooms
  • the summer of tlo they spend extra time together and annabeth leans a lot more on connor than usual because percy is absent (connor does not complain about this)
  • that summer they also unleash a wave of pranks on everyone because tensions are high and they’re just trying to relive the Glory Days one last time before the big battle
  • when percy and annabeth do get together, he’s honestly so happy for them and annabeth immediately spills the details to him after the underwater kiss
  • that’s all I got. long live connabeth <3
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#bringing these back bc I love giving percy a hard time#:)#connabeth#percabeth#pjo#mine#self rb
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there is a tendency with history, i think, because we're so far removed from it, to kind of forget that all of the people were people

a child 10,000 years ago left a handprint on a wall. they were fingerpainting. a viking climbs up a rock just to carve the words "this is very high" 10ft off the ground. somebody centuries... milennia... ago burned their dinner so thoroughly that they buried the ruined pot in the backyard rather than attempt to clean it. shakespeare got drunk and wrote dick jokes. tutankhamun was a little boy who liked ducks more than anything. a roman carves his name into a monument in another country saying "i was here". a prisoner, centuries ago, in the tower of london scratches lines into the wall as a tally marking the days. a medieval monk scrawls in the margins bemoaning the boredom of his work.

every human being across history has said "i was here. i lived. i loved. i made something. i laughed. i cried. please do not forget me"

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