🔪 Smash, Save, Slash, Smooch🔪
(In any character version or any verse/AU)
Smash - Andy: um….come box me in with that massive swimmer’s body, sir. Yeah, idk if I need to say more about this. Is he still married?🫣 maybe that wedding ring is for me. If so, I’m obsessed. I’m interlocking our hands. I’m putting a kiss on it every chance I get. Gimme those handsssss😵💫
Save - Steve: I’d be so proud of myself if I were on a mission with Steve and saved him. Because besides boosting my ego a little bit, I think that shows teamwork and trust, two things I’d love to build with him. My sweet, somehow altruistic and simultaneously a little selfish boy.
Slash - Johnny: someone needs to chop down this boy’s ego, and that’ll be me. I’m turning him down. No kisses. No dates. No meaningless, womanizing sex for you, sir. I know he’s so smart and kind when it counts, but that playboy shell is enough to push me away😔
Smooch - Colin: let me give this boi a big ol’ smooch on the lips for being the only logical person in that entire movie. Literally why was everyone so concerned about body count? So early 2000s putting down women and it’s painful to see. I hate how much I love Colin bc he just has carefree, effortless fun, but is somehow like…a great guy? Good job. Kiss as a reward.