Everything is better with buttsex

What do y’all mean by you can open orange with hands that thing is unbreakable what the hell

I usually bite a little opening on the skin and suck it dry then peel it to eat the dry meat

I thought everyone does this…

personally i cut it in half first and then flip it inside out like so

based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol

Reverse Destiel Meme

We should use this for absolutely miniscule minor news that doesn't make as much of an impact as the destiel news.

Maybe personal news?

Star Trek Strange New Worlds 2x9 "Subspace Rhapsody"

Shawn and Gus are drift compatible but under no circumstances should they ever be allowed to pilot a jaeger

i got into star trek as a bit and now unfortunately ive realized its one of the most beautiful shows ever. its about love and family and exploration and warmth and possibilities and a hopeful and wonderful future. and its also so so fucking stupid

I have had this tweet screenshotted for literally years because it never stops being true. You’re enjoying your critically acclaimed scifi show and then suddenly whammo: just the dumbest shit you ever saw in your life

I can't believe you said that right in front of my giant disembodied head of Abraham Lincoln floating in space

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

you feel a sudden, threatening pressure against your ass…..

the untamed + text posts

per a convo with @ghotifishreads

How cool would it be if Jimmy Carter outlived Donald Trump.

Like to charge. Reblog to cast.🤞🏻🍀🧿🔮✨️

Jimmy Carter has the chance to do the funniest thing.

The "if you voted for Trump unfollow me" posts are returning, but given then general makeup of your average tumblr user I think there's a different message I'd like to give.

If you didn't vote because "both parties are the same" or "it won't make a difference" or because Kamala wasn't the pure and perfect leader that you wanted or you "didn't want blood on your hands", honestly whether or not you follow me doesn't make a damned bit of difference. But I want you to look. Take a good look at the despair around you right now. And every godforsaken thing that follows I want you to fucking look. Look and know that you could have helped prevent it. We still haven't recovered from his last four years, the world hasn't fucking recovered, and now we're staring down the barrel of god knows how many more years and a river of fucking blood to come along with it.

But your pride and your principles were more important to you than the actual real fucking world we live in.

I hope, if nothing else, that you can take this in. I hope you learn. I hope you grow. I hope you find it in you to realize that in this country they soak our hands in blood the second we take our first breath and the only thing that matters then is what you fucking do with them. What you fight for. Who you fight for. Who you defend.

I hope you wake up. And you step up. And you fucking fight.

But until then. Don't you fucking dare look away.

Before January 2025:

If you are a USAmerican in a relationship that might be affected by legislation that dissolves same-sex marriages, who may no longer be recognized as next-of-kin, especially if you have children, get your rights in writing!

Your marriage certificate may not be enough to prove you have rights to make medical decisions for non-biological children or for a same-sex spouse or partner.

Go to a lawyer, get it spelled out as clearly as possible that you have a voice in emergency medical and legal situations.

For those of us who aren’t lawyers or well-versed in law generally, can someone clarify what kind of document, by name, people should be drafting with their lawyers? Is it a type of letter, or is there a name for this classification of document? I’m aware that it probably varies by US state, but a lot of people are likely feeling extremely lost right now and don’t know where to start on this. I definitely don’t. I live in a state that isn’t likely to nullify existing marriages or prevent new ones from taking place, but who knows what they’re going to try at the national level and enforce from the top down.

Power of Attorney should cover most partners and spouses to ensure that they will be making each other's health care decisions in cases of serious illness. LGBTQ+ spouses and domestic partners must execute proper Health Care Power of Attorney documents listing each other as the highest priority agents for making each other's health care decisions in case of incapacity.

Here's a resource from GLAD.

i can never face my family again

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

gay people can never flirt normally it’s always gotta be something like “do you know how to walk on your knees” or “i could take you apart with less than that” smh