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mr evrart is helping me find my gun

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im an intj or whatever sorry i dont watch homestuck
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you know that homelander's undisciplined emotional little manchild brain would crumple under sidestep's influence as easily as sidesteps brain would crumple under his laser eyes

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old German lady gave me acupuncture today

she lifted up my shirt, saw my top surgery scars, and immediately went "WHOA! What caused THIS?"

my fellow comrades, it took every atom of my strength not to just say the funniest lie I could think of on the spot.

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