The Draw of Destiny

YALL THE ONION BOUGHT INFO WARS IN THE BANKRUPTCY AUCTION

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Can I say it's truly bonkers how people will be like scared of rap. Cause it's racism obviously but the level of exaggeration yknow like the extent of it all is Crazy. People will talk about it like This is some heavy stuff... & dude has like an obviously-for-show supervillain shtick. He's like sampling space ghost. What are you talking about

You see a black guy cosplaying doctor doom & think he's being fucking fr about taking over the world

Maybe I'm media literate georg maybe I know how this works cause I'm into dark wave goth shit but like. Hey ? I'm gonna start explaining this to white people like ok so you know how johnny cash wasn't actually an old west outlaw

they invented ska on the titanic. as the band went down with the ship they discovered the upstroke rhythm. of course this discovery would go unknown, on account of the deaths of all involved

Phantom of the Paradise Out of Touch THURSDAY

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

to those with enlightened minds, comedy, horror, and erotica are synonymous

don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.

Southern pudu (Pudu puda). This one is a fawn!

now you know who you are messing with

chelsea peretti’s opening monologue at the tenth annual tech crunchies

Chelsea Peretti is braver than any us marine

i do call them mommy

I’ve never heard of Viv but doesn’t Samsung have Bixby?

She did this monologue in 2016. Bixby released 2017.

discord server youre trying to be more active in would benefit from a wiki describing the most active members and major server events and injokes and such. unforchies this is insanely autistic thinking

every discord should have a bestiary & a heavily sourced + localized knowyourmeme index, at a minimum

Discord server you're trying to be more active in would benefit from just being a forum instead

Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast

Please for the love of god. You should be able to change controls WITHOUT TAKING YOUR EYES OF THE ROAD. There is no reason to have to look at a SCREEEN while DRIVING

since when are spam emails allowed to add reminders to your fucking calendar? I just got a reminder that a payment was due on November 1st, and when I clicked on it it was for something I have never purchased. The email was just reminding me that their prices going up soon and that I should subscribe now. but it looked just like all the other bill payment reminders that I put manually on my phone calendar. this shit should be goddamn illegal.

If you're on Android, Google Calendar has a setting that says to get events from Gmail. It's probably that.

That was it, I'd turned it off for one email but not for the other. I don't use it for work or anything so I don't need that to be on. You're awesome!

after a lot of introspection and research (this is going to sound facetious but I mean it) I've settled on what my gender is: I don't mind that I'm a woman, but I have no attachment to femininity that means anything to me and I don't particularly want or need my woman-ness to be involved when people are identifying who I am. Like I get that I'm biologically female, I enjoy some of the social trappings of femininity like makeup and dresses, and people have to use SOME pronoun for me so like yeah. Most people are gonna clock me as female so she/her is fine. If I don't care regardless, why not go with the one 98% of people are gonna assume in the first place.

I tried he/him to see how that felt and I hate it. Gross. Doesn't feel good on me. I'm not saying he/hims are gross don't fucking @ me. They/them is fine I guess too but that's not the one most people are gonna default to unless you tell them it's what you go by. But if a particularly liberal person were to see me in public and just assume by the purple hair and piercings that I'm nonbinary, I wouldn't be upset about they.

So yeah. "Don't relate to or identify with anything really about masculinity or maleness but otherwise don't really care how my gender is perceived", whatever gender that is.

Actually, now that I think about it, is there a word for when your gender doesn't really change you just have...more or less of it at given times? Like gender identity is static but gender intensity is subject to change. Gender saturation slider. Is that a thing?

Sometimes I really feel womanness. If I'm getting dressed up and want to do a ton of makeup and jewelry and whatnot, anything that looks "girly". Yes I know makeup and jewelry aren't inherently "for" women again don't @ me, I am not immune to the social construct. Or if I manage to do something hard by myself and go full Rosie the Riveter like hell YES I am a WOMAN and I can do ANYTHING and start stomping around my house for no reason.

But most of the time I don't relate to gender in any real way. It's probably the ADHD but I don't really feel like I exist when no one else is around. Which is wild because I often prefer that no one else be around. Don't wanna unpack what that says about me. But like if I found out somehow that I'm just a floating brain with eyeballs whenever I'm not being perceived, I'd believe it. Shroedinger's Person. I only have two options, hyperaware of my body while it's being perceived due to internalized fatphobia and self esteem issues OR completely unaware that my physical form exists on this plane unless I'm in pain somehow.

On a femininity scale of 1-10, one being a completely genderless feral creachure and ten being what society generally considers a normal woman, I'm sitting at about a 2 most of the time.

Not genderless like an angel or an alien. Genderless like a chair.

obsessed with this costume