Just watched the banned Moon Girl episode.

>the episode addresses the topic of trans kids in sports >the entire episode is about how bigots will always move the goalpost, and playing by their rules is pointless >the solution is not to play their game and break the rules >it also states that trans people should never feel like a burden >the character Brooklyn is explicitly stated to be trans >there is also an explicitly nonbinary character >multiple mentions of pride and depictions of pride flags, trans flags and progress flags

I'm not at all surprised this didn't get past the censors but I'm so mad that it didn't, because this could've been something really special, and the fact it was canned after being fully finished is downright painful. This episode was wonderful and I'm grateful to all the people who worked on it, and angry that their hard work was wasted. Disney did not deserve you.

Here's a link, as long as Disney doesn't take it down

Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.

All of us imagining the filithiest scenarios while mindlessly working.

Alright everyone. What is your pets' life's mission? Robin's is to be inside the dishwasher and Sparrow's is to dig all the way through both the hardwood floors and my boots

Best part of this post is going through the notes trying to figure out what kind of animal everyone has based on their name and life missions

Imagine being promoted to shit sniffer

doing fucked up rabbit experiments beyond your comprehension btw

you know whats wayyyyy easier than writing? scrolling through tumblr for hours and hours and tangentially thinking about your WIPs but not Actually working on them

oooooo you want to play Outer Wilds and its DLC so bad oooooooo don't look anything up about it, just pick it up and play it ooooooooo

The Outer Wilds is a game about exploration. A lot of people are turned off because it seems like there's no actual goal, and you can play for hours just visiting different planets without really making any plot advancement, but then you find Something and it all crashes into place. I'm not going to say any more, spoilers detract from that "oh fuck" moment when things start to make sense. Just know that there is a point and it is so worth it if you spend the time looking for it.

this started as a reply to someone (a million years ago) (I am so sorry) and then very quickly got out of control, as these things do. so...uhhh....here's everyone else at Playful Land!

sorry

gargoyle Mal is everything I've ever dreamed of and more. his little raincoat! his umbrella! I hope he really does have big ol' stompy rainboots to splash around in puddles in. I hope they have little faces on them.

(Twst please give me Malleus having a rainy day adventure, this is everything I need right now)

i read the cutest reddit thread today where this 19 yo boy was “babysitting” his 15 yo little sister while his parents were away on vacation and she got this horrific period and needed to be taken to the ER.

and this sweet 19 yo boy was doing all he could to take care of her, giving her meds and water and then packing stuff up to go to the hospital once reddit was like “yeah if she’s soaking two tampons in an hour you should go” - but being only a little older than a child himself, he didn’t know what to pack, so he brought like three things, and one of them was SUNSCREEN.

lmao everyone on reddit was like “you’re a really good brother but sunscreen?? for the hospital??” lmao they are roasting him. also op’s sister changed his name in her phone to “spf” and their dad calls him “bananaboat” now. this guy is never living this down

(also his sister is ok and it turns out their family has some kind of genetic blood disorder)

link to the thread on r/BestofRedditorUpdates

the brother kind of reminds me of that post that’s been going around abt that abandoned five-week-old kitten that was taking care of a few two-week-old kittens that were somehow with him and he was just trying his best but he was so small

step one to overcoming social anxiety is to realize that most people kind of suck and their opinion of you is literally worthless

step two is to realize that the people who don't suck are actually pretty cool with whatever weird stuff you say

tumblrinas need to see this

who wants to see Radish in his special outfit for bad boys who eat entire ribbons

I like how his head looks like a little mushroom where his fur puffs out above his collar.

it's the start of the week, there's still time!

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curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

I was going to suggest fettuccini but twisted with the ends connected to form a Möbius strip, but then I realized that would fuck like hell.

@fishofthewoods I did NOT expect to get such a strong contender so early.

@alilcajun @aralioideae

a couple of challengers emerge

You are all fucking madmen

[ID: Some ideas for terrible noodle shapes.

fishofthewoods: bowl shaped and it's the size of an entire bowl. /but/. it's got holes punched in it like a colander. you need to put it in your bowl like some fucked up liner and then put sauce in it. Can't even use it like a bowl.

alilcajun: tap root-esque pasta. one big strand of noodle with tiny little angel hairs coming off of it

aralioideae: some sort of enclosed shape like conchiglie but the opening is shaped like a valve so that it lets the pasta water in but not out so when you bite into it you get a mouthful of scalding hot pasta water

zaneplodes: picture bowtie pasta. pinched thick middle part and flat edges? I propose a noodle that's like a long strand of bow ties connected by the thick middle part with a simple strand like a speghetti --&--&-- something like that, where there's no way you're getting uniform doneness throughout the noodle and can't easily twirl or hold its own weight

imageartifacts: Flat sheets of pasta bubblewrap. The bubbles have tiny holes so that they all fill with water as you cook it

domesticated-chaos-uwu: big sphere (like bowling ball size) that is all empty in the middle. you buy it as a giant ball and it flattens out while boiling

chaoticrystal: pasta that's built like an underwater cable. It has multiple different thicknesses of pasta in the middle, surrounded by a larger pasta matrix. Bonus points if the inner pasta are tubes, so you have to cook it by pumping hot water into it like a multi-tubed hose. Any sauce/cheese/topping that's liquid enough can be pumped in the individual tubes afterward. Served on a long rectangular plate, and you saw off chunks like a thick sausage to serve it to individuals.

evtrained: I like the idea of a sheet of lasagna noodle, but with tiny little angel hair spaghetti plugged into it vertically so it's like a hair mat or a toupee

ionized-alpaca: smooth sphere outside, lots of squiggles inside. like an enclosed mitochondrion. minimal sauce outside, shit ton of squiggly naked pasta inside. probably impossible to get it all one texture too.

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