when shots are fired but you have a good comeback
When you’re about to leave your room but you hear guests over at your house
Move over Grumpy Cat
i love when my preschoolers pretend to be talking on the phone bc if u leave them to their own devices and observe they just start saying things they’ve heard adults say into the phone like “hello i have an appointment, i’d like some rice”
what did these penguins do to the scientists to deserve this
researcher: okay so we’re calling these “african penguins” because it lives in africa
penguin: bites researcher
researcher: hey fucker guess what new idea
THIS IS HALLOWEEN!
THIS IS HALLOWEEN!
wonder what Jennamarbles is up to these days
hm
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