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i think they should allow everyone in the world to vote in american elections

what is your fucking problem, why would you hold Her like that

word on the street is that you have to keep living

SHES GONNA GET HIM BOYPREGNANT

what’s the word for post nut clarity but for situations

the word i was looking for was hindsight

yes hi we are job website, we have plenty of diverse jobs for you! so do you want to do manual labor or get yelled at on the phone? those are the two options isn't our economy so ripe with opportunity

something about the way my extremely reactive dangerous patient today is wearing a pride collar...

diversity win! this bite risk is GAY! 🏳️‍🌈

obsessed with the possibility that i could've been referring to a human patient who wore a pride collar to the hospital. they're just really method about their pup play

with the biting, and all

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

my favourite instagram account is "wheredoesthepeecomeout" and it's run by a girl who asks men on tinder where cis women pee from and then documents their answers

some highlights:

everybody sit down we have a winner

Oh my fucking God lmao

Pee does come from the bloodstream, but I'd be real worried if that was where it came out

This is the funniest possible use of this image I can think of.

dude's doing some small penis humiliation shit to this snickers bar

why do breasts

↑ that was an autocorrect but it feels important to keep for archival purposes

why do berets have the little nipple on top, is it an important part of the design?

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else