Rook: Hi
Harding after one bad kiss:
Rook knowing that physical contact with Harding might be harmful to them, going for a kiss anyway, getting knocked the fuck out by her powers in about zero seconds, almost cracking their skull on the pavement and the first thing they do. The FIRST thing they do, before they even think of getting up, is to keep trying to reach for her while babbling like a lovestruck FOOL...
#i caved and spoiled myself her entire character arc/romance 🤦♂️#zero regrets but now i'm going to be even more annoying until i can play too#Rook: Where Is My Kisses From Lace??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly??#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#scout harding#lace harding#my posts#da4 spoilers#veilguard spoilers
call her Hightown the way she makes me Ha[sound of a door slamming open] [screaming; sound of glass breaking] [gunshot] [more screaming; gunshot] [deafening silence]
Ok I've cracked it: it's only three choices because if it's canon that you've met Bianca then there's no way that miss "feed you your own eyeballs" WON'T be seen marching into Tevinter to strangle Solas with her bare hands, ending the game immediately
Harding getting, maybe, kind of, technically speaking, magic means that she's now vulnerable to the greatest risk a dragon age character could face: being the apostate with an agenda that conflicts with the feelings she accidentally developed for the protagonist
#i'm not saying i want it to happen i SEE the difference in the way people talk about morrigan* vs the other two#i'm saying i would support her and see where she's coming from and be an apologist#*(SHE DOESN'T EVEN BETRAY THE WARDEN OH MY GODDDDD)#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age 4#scout harding#lace harding#my posts#da4 spoilers -
now, i'm not saying that there will be a right way to play dragon age: the veilguard BUT ☝️ is it me or is davrin's cleveage like, at eye level for a dwarf? just some thots to think really
#sorry this looks so wonky i had the brilliant idea to use my phone to make it 🤦♂️#absolutely no hate to anyone i like those posts! made me look at solas in a far more positive way#im just so used to think of cadash as THE inquisitor i straight up forget solas is a (pretty popular!) romance option lmao#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age 4#cadash#inquisitor cadash#my posts
Veilguard companions: ok boss who should accompany you this t-
Rook:
Varric my man you are NOT beating the bicurious allegations pointing those sad wet eyes at Solas. You can't fix him.
biancadavri reblogged
i love scout harding bioware was like what if between all of these deeply unwell people we had just some guy who's a girl wouldn't players love that i bet players would love that and they were sooooo right. i do love her. my little girlguy who will see how tall the avvars are and immediately think well, how can i use this to shoot people dead. least insane inquisition member
First thing she does seeing some weirdo attacking people like a wild chimpanzee is going "looks like my new best friend <3" haven't I told you? haven't I told you all she's a bit of a freak? GOD it's so tiring being correct about everything all the ti
my inquisitor watching my da4 protagonist romancing scout harding