This is the Hawaiian monk seal of ordinary occurrences
Reblog her endangered mug for something normal to happen in your life that probably would’ve happened regardless
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energy policy would be much better if we still had a tradition of animal sacrifice I think. people would be way more chill about nuclear energy if they could see a large and proud bull being ritually sacrificed every month or so at the base of the cooling towers to keep the plant safe
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moon and rainbow at sunrise by mark ham
hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death
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Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades
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Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too
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Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans
Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants
Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast
dionysus explaining why he’s Like That
All of these are so accurate it hurts
Also Hermes, God of messengers
And Eris, Goddess of discord and chaos
Oh my god I’m dying, these are all just consecutive sucker punch’s straight to the nose
Help
will-solace-aaaaa
Ares, the god of war
I FOUND IT I FUCKING FOUND IT I AM NEVER LETTING THIS MEME CHAIN GO EVER AGAIN
@lee-vc @prinx-quail This is right up your guys’ alleys XD
will-solace-aaaaa
I forgot about this post, I thank you for rebloging in so I may see it once more.
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the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him
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Reblog if you are
I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. Smh. That’s how I know I am.
where are the notes
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we fucking broke it, guys
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another for the tumblr history books
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what
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wait wait what
the notes are broken!
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hmmmmmm
that’s uh
that’s
interesting.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame do you have this one?
oh wow an ancient post from the depths of 2011
This has one fewer note every time it crossed my dash this morning.
Huh
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Hi, I'm a big fan of your fanfic entirely out of spite and I also dabble in voice acting a little. I was wondering if I could make an audio reading of your fic to sort of accompany reading it and upload it to youtube (links to fic included ofc).
It likely wouldn't be like professional quality or anything. But I wanted to ask permission before I considered uploading something like that anywhere, seeing as its your work.
Hope you have a great day and honestly your writing is incredible.
Hey there! Thank you for your interest in Entirely Out of Spite! Yes! Please go ahead and make an audio reading of the story! Once you upload it, I’d love to have the link as well.
Also, in case you need to reference my author name (and because I’ve had a lot of people reach out to me to ask), here’s how you pronounce bgtea: bee-gee-tee.
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forlornly waiting for the next ‘out of spite’ chapter like a 1950s maiden waiting for her husband to return from the war (i’m not tryna rush you i just love your fic and can’t wait for the next update)
Eyyy thank you so much! I follow a writing cycle. Basically, I update my fics in the following order: (1) Sympathy for the Damned (2) You're My Otter Half (3) R O R R I M or Play Hard, Work Little (4) Fungus Kaveh (5) Entirely Out of Spite
sometimes (6) Entirely Out of Spite - Flipside. And then it's rinse and repeat!
also, zhongli pulling ajax behind him and growling at the treasure hoarders? chef kiss! 😙🤌
Zhongli doesn't want no ruffians staring at his wife with such disrespect!
rereading entirely out of spite and lmao the treasure hoarders calling ajax 'pretty boy' and him going 'pretty boy??' is so funny like yes, pretty boy, that's you! i can vividly remember the audio from tiktok "pretty boy, with me i said." "oh, i'm pretty boy???" "yes!!" and seeing him with it 😭😭☝️
lolololo Childe is a pretty boy whether he wants to admit it or not! XDDDDD
Ajax's adventure with dog lizard but is Wriothealy with his weird scale otter creature who makes it rain whenever Wriosthley doesn't give the correct water
lololol I am currently writing an Wriothesley/otter-lette story! If you’re interested, you can find it here: https://twitter.com/iambgtea/status/1743852013803155792
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Lazy Day
The boys cooking vaguely based off @bgtea 's zhongchi fics because honestly theyre my fav genshin fics
the jewelry cause i got bored and started making jewelry brushes and then it was too late to remove it
Probably whenever zhongli gets that house in EOOS
(Ignore the sims background I'm lazy art hacker)
They look so cozy and happy! <3333
Thank you so much for sharing your art and for your sweet comment!
