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mcfly july 2024 || 🌲 || day 16 Paradox

“Paradoxes don’t exist.”

Marty stared at No Pines as he lit a cigarette. 

“Of course they do,” Marty said, waving the cigarette smoke away. “What the hell do you think I’ve been running around the space-time continuum trying to stop you for?”

“Is it you? Or is it the space-time continuum preserving itself? You don’t really think you’re that important, do you?”

Marty narrowed his eyes. He swiped the pipe bomb out of No Pines’s hand before he added it to his backpack.

“You think you’re special enough to end time,” Marty said.

“No, I’m badass enough to end time.” 

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mcfly july 2024 || 🌲 || day 15 "Erased from Existence"

“Do you know why there’s no Three Pines Marty?”

Marty backed away from No Pines, unaccustomed to the panicked sheen and manic smile.

“It’s because that psychotic, evil, shit stain of a man we know as Three Pines Doc erased him.”

Marty wet his lips. 

“Why?”

“Because he started hunting for another Doc in the space-time continuum to take down this guy.”

Marty’s brow deepened. No way.

“How do you know this?”

“Because he came to my Doc! The next day, Doc asked where my letterman jacket was. Said it ‘looked nice.’

“Guess what that poor Three Pines bastard wore?”

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mcfly july 2024 || bracelet edition || 🌲 || day 4

Hell Valley Biker Gang Ride

It should come as no surprise to those of you familair with No Pines Marty that he would LOVE 1985A. And as nasty as he is, we love No Pines Marty, so here is a bracelet capturing all of his dark, brooding chaos.

Type: Charm || Metal: Silver || Weight: 0.7 oz || Beaded Length: 6.00" ||

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mcfly july 2024 || 🌲 || day 4 Hell Valley Biker Gang Ride

No Pines Marty staggered into Courthouse Square, gawking at the orange chaser lights shooting into the black sky above Biff’s Pleasure Paradise. 

A laugh leapt from him. 

“Good for you, man.”

Maybe Biff would put him up for the night since his house wasn’t his house right now –

“Hey! McFly!”

Marty turned at Needles’s voice, eyes igniting when Needles revved his motorcycle at him. A stream of others coursed around them like bees in a hive.

“Leech got Strickland good and riled up. You coming?”

Marty stared at him, smile curt.

“Is that the son of bitch with the AK-47?”

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No Pines AU by @bg-sparrow ( @nopinestimeline )

Did I force No Pines Marty and Jennifer into a situation where they have to play nice so I can get my favorite couple to do the whole enemies to lovers troupe? Yes I did.

It is only a start but BG prepare for me to make it a full story.

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I am squeeing. They’re gonna fistfight eventually, right? 😅

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Extra JanAUry doodles

No Pines AU is by @bg-sparrow (@nopinestimeline)

Personal headcanon that No Pines Marty has committed arson at some point 🔥

Stuck in the 60s AU is by @bri-to-the-future

60s Doc is happy because he stole the last tie-dye shirt in Hill Valley from Biff :)

Murderer Lorraine AU is by @synthsays

Tried to do something Kill Bill inspired 🩸👗

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These are incredibly hardcore! No Pines with the fire behind him?? Amazing!! Thanks for all you’ve contributed this month!! I’m gonna have to go back and finish!

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Oh, look, it's No Pines Marty being a menace again 🙃

RATING: T (explicit language, evil!marty) || GENRE: Angst, Hurt No Comfort || WORDS: 883 || SUMMARY: In the No Pines Timeline, Marty doesn't need to pander to George's love of science fiction to get him to ask Lorraine out.

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“You trapped him in a time loop in 2023?” Doc seethed. “Have you lost your mind?”

“Relax,” No Pines Marty said, pacing his cell in the I.F.T. “It’s not a terrible year. Pandemic’s calmed down, people prefer to be indoors alone, and the Barbenheimer thing? Priceless pop culture movement they’ll equate to Woodstock in the future.”

“The Internet, you fool!” Doc pressed. “Once he discovers it, he’ll have access to untold amounts of information!”

No Pines Marty chuckled. 

“Doc, you’re kidding yourself if you think the first thing a guy does with the Internet is look up ‘information’.”

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doctober 2023 || day 24 Record Player

Records kept skipping in Marty’s dreams.

He had yet to find the source of the music. Each skip struck deep in his gut like a hammer; something is wrong .

Soon, all he remembered was the skipping — not the dream, not the music. Nothing but the skipping.

There was a rift.

splice.

Marty blinked at the “Peabody Mall” entrance sign. No Pines Marty skidded his skateboard to a stop next to him, sucking one last lungful of smoke from his cigarette before pitching it into the brush.

“You’re not supposed to be here.”

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Okay, so here me out.

This map of 1885 Hill Valley is from the Doctor Collector Back to the Future Time Travel Memories Tin [X]. It's probably my favorite BttF map ever because of how detailed it is.

In the upper right corner, we find the first of two legends that name the numbered establishments on the map. And number five, by far, made my imagination spiral: fortune teller.

The Fortune Teller is located just behind the bathhouse (number 4 on the map) in the Chinese camp (3), apparently just out of view when Marty enters Hill Valley at the beginning of Part 3.

Long story short: No Pines Marty totally sets up shop as a fortune teller just to screw with people/ make Doc mad because he's actually telling people about the future/ refuses to live in the blacksmith shop with him.

That's it. That's the whole thing.

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My brain, ladies and gentlemen.

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DAY 7: "YOU'RE A JERK WHEN YOU'RE SICK."

"want you to show up for work," I said. "Then I don't have to call No Pines Marty to keep the ship afloat, m'kay?"

Fandom: Back to the Future Rating: T (flippant discussions of violence/ illnesses, language) Genre: Meta, Parody, Sickfic Summary: In which I, an unconventionally sunny “whump” author, recruit Marty to be my patient for Sicktember. He knows better than to underestimate me this time around, and he should be thanking me, really; this subgenre of whump comes with so many pillows!

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mcfly july 2021 || day 27 Boombox

xxvii.

Rolling a cigarette side-to-side between his lips, Marty spun the metal housing of the facedown boombox perpendicular to himself and gave it a good shake. Confident all the components were snug, he sat the radio up, flipped the power on, and smiled as Freddie Mercury belted from the speakers.

The lab door opened. Marty snuffed out his cigarette on the underside of the workbench.

“Hello, Marty!”

“Hey, Doc.”

“What’s that you got there? A little repair?”

Marty turned off the boombox, laid it facedown again, and causally positioned the back panel over the pipe bomb before Doc saw it.

“Upgrade.”

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No Pines Marty Lore

  • Plays the drums, not the guitar
  • He bullies Needles
  • Drink regular Coca-Cola. You heard me.
  • Smokes Winston cigarettes
  • Fist bumps Biff whenever he sees him
  • He's not dating Jennifer. He catcalls Jennifer all the time at school, but she scoffs at this crude ruffian because she's still the Jennifer we know and love.
  • Even though he calls the Libyans to tell them where Doc will be the night of the DeLorean reveal, they totally betray him and start shooting at him, too, which leads us to the spectacular adventure of No Pines Marty in 1955 trying to rescue the crackpot scientist he just sold out to terrorists.
  • He is having a blast in 1985A
  • He's so flippant and nonchalant about how despicable he is but he doesn't brag/ boast/ egg people on like Needles does. You stay away from him, and he'll probably stay away from you unless he gets inspired.
  • I don't even know what would happen in the Old West. I don't even think he'd go back, but Doc somehow tricks him into it? Then, when he's there, he squares up to Buford immediately. And then he's somehow invited to join the gang? IDK.
  • Clara totally slaps him at one point

That's all for now, folks!

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Welcome to the No Pines Timeline

In the No Pines Timeline, Marty is evil. Just straight-up evil. Occasionally, No Pines Marty crosses paths with Marty on some unseen cosmic plane of the space-time continuum. This blog will be used for reblogging any No Pines content, and I'd love for you to add to it! Just use the hashtag #no pines timeline so I can share it here!

Here's all the drabbles & fics I've included him in so far:

  1. Doctober 2022 - Forgotten [X]
  2. McFly July 2023 - Timebomb [X]
  3. McFly July 2021 - Sparks and Gasoline [X]
  4. There's a Time and a Place [X]

Art, lore, and other amazing No Pines stuff below! Tread lightly!

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Hey No Pines friends, I made a side blog for our favorite evildoer's content. Fill it up! :D

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