sometimes i get richard siken and richard scarry confused in my head which has made for a few interesting literary conversations

This was funnier in my head.

also I’m sorry.

his dark materials meme: one object

I’d hold out for a third and finally successful assassination attempt, but the idea of a jd Vance pregnancy does not make me feel any better

In my defense it was 4 am and the words rhymed

midwife: it's a footstool 🥺

It’s what at the what now?

why are people so obsessed with everything being an app? I keep seeing so many things people just asking for whatever to have an app and it's just like. or you could just use the fucking website. websites do exist. you can use them. it doesn't need to be an app.

nobody love website anymore.... terrible. love is losing. share if you still love website

mutual: *interacts with a post i maid*

me: woah, i thought u despised me and wanted me 2 die a gruesome death based on 0 evidence, but im so glad u r actually deeply in love with me instead. i will forget this in less than a day

they should invent a staying up late that doesnt guarantee less sleep

you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*

2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

Honestly this is the best thing I've ever heard

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Lenticular Clouds

So...Emmrich never gets undressed in this game...like ever?! I haven't even recruited him yet and have yet to see him undressed in any of the spoiler romance sequences. The devs/writers claimed he was sensual and all that jazz and then keep him completely covered the entire game?!

That's sort of tragic. Then again, it seems they went pretty tame with all the romances. What gives, Bioware? Y'all know we players like sex and naked people and lovey dovey crap and you decided to implement none of that...