#he did
In mood for couple crossovers 🕷
Spot i love you
His taxes Miles, the man lost his taxes.
One funny thing to me about across the spiderverse was that like. You KNOW Hobie doesn't fuck with cops. You KNOW he was standing there like chewing on the inside of his cheek Not saying anything really really insensitive about Miles' dad. Spider-punk went the whole film without oinking at anybody I think his restraint is commendable
Miles, 15 years old, likes his dad: we can't just let people die c'mon guys!
Everyone else: I understand but please listen it's part of the timeline we can't change it without destroying the universe--
Hobie standing over there fidgeting with a pin on his vest that says "ACAB" on it:
[ID: tags from @avengerphobic that read "#hobie brown #he has blue shoelaces which means hes killed a cop so im sure he was like screaming on the inside #spiderverse spoilers" /end ID]
Hobie, quietly: I'd kill your dad myself to be honest
Miles: what?
Hobie: nuffink
Important to note that in the comics he has not only killed cops (he lives in an ultrafascist universe where the cops have venom symbiotes) he also cut off the president’s head with his guitar
Extremely swag thank you
One note: "cut off" sounds like he's got a blade in his guitar, but he doesn't. It's a blunt instrument. He just swung it hard enough to overcome the strength of his neck and rock-em-sock-em'd him
AWESOME
The splash page is glorious. Also his universe being overrun with symbiotes is why his main weapon's the guitar--symbiotes are hypersensitive to loud sounds, so he just plugs that bad boy into a dozen amps cranked to 30 million decibels and sonic blasts them to hell.
result of my friends and i discussing deadpool appearing at the spidey hq
Across the Meowverse
So apparently Across the Spider-Verse has MULTIPLE different versions of the movie out in theaters right now???
This reddit thread by Hohoho-yo goes into the details but so far all the differences between the versions include
- Lyla either takes a bunny selfie of Miguel or offers a fist bump after he calls for backup
- Miguel not saying "that's funny" when Gwen calls him the blue panther
- The build up from when Miguel was going to bite the Vulture is cut
- When Jefferson fell through one of Spot's spots he either groans and looks around, or has a quick frame reaction of his face.
- When the Spot is going to put his finger in the mini collider he either says "-which would... not be good" or "oh what the heck."
- In the chai tea scene Miles either says "no! no." Or "sorry! im sorry" after getting called out by Pavitr
- When Hobie first comes on screen and miles says "Hobie" a little text saying "Hobie" popping up above Hobie's head may or may not appear
- One version has Gwen's lines when she's looking for Miles in the rubble removed
- When Ben Reilly grabs Miles during the chase scene he either says “I’ve got you trapped in my well defined musculature-“ or “This one’s called the sleeper hold, I’m using my bicep to constrict your-"
I've only seen the film once so far but based on other people's comments online the changes seem to be mixed and matched depending on when and where you go to see the movie
Spider (Per)sona and adult shuake designs for your enjoyment
NO EXPECTATIONS
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)
Spidey Miku exists, I just know it
can you stop talking about your holes?
While listening to Hobie's contemporary records an incredibly vital question comes up… does he know?
i am so normal about this guy
I love the spider mask