You die in infinity war

CAN SHE STOP

1 + 1 = 0 follicles left on my head after this song is over tbh

WHAT’S NEXT?

Me: *Watches Feeling Myself Video*

Me:

remember when beysus wore assless chaps and the world ended

giving you me after 12am

beyonce are you free to hangout today, I don’t have nothin to do

lena dunham is probably on the phone with t*ylor right now like ‘yes girl you did #that!‘

When I see your man

*visits my grandma in the hospital*

*walks into her room and sees her in her hospital gown*

me:

Us: hey bey I know we’re getting the Bx10 thing but what about a full MCSWT dvd :)?

Beyoncé: LOOK DO YOU WANT THE DAMN 10 PERFORMANCES OR NOT BECAUSE I DONT NEED THIS DRAMA   

Us: NO! No! bey we just was wonderin cause you had the came-

Beyoncé: NO CAUSE I DONT NEED TO RELEASE THE VIDEOS I SEENT THE TOUR ALREADY SEVERAL TIMES I WAS IN IT HOE

Us: Okay! We sorry!

Beyoncé: I KNOW YOU ARE! OKAY! You’re welcome! don’t say I never gave u nothin!

We are in the Post-BEYONCÉ Era…. What happens in this era you ask? It’s a cycle of Beyoncé disappearing in LA for 3 weeks then she goes to NYC and goes to her office building a couple times. Then repeat.