Nature Space (And Yelling)

crosant

I'm so sorry, I'm absolutely losing it. I went to my neighbor's today to find out what I would need to do to care for their puppy this weekend, and This Fucking Thing appeared ajgldfkjhfg she is a turkey hen. you know, the birds who quite famously look like this

with no feathers on their heads, or very little, mostly along the spine/top of the head... and this gal just rocks up with not only a LITTLE bit of feathering, but almost completely covered. Even her WATTLE had feathers.

I'mc rying

i said, what the hell is going on here? and they were like

her name's Fluffy

Somebody please get this animal to reproduce. I gotta see what a male version of that looks like.

hes the referee

Imagine if you could just go outside and see two gnomes fighting.

there is a vulture in the tree. We Are making beepings at it

midge chastising her big son

meet the new currently unnamed yurkey babies

they are Beltsville Small Whites, a critically endangered breed of turkey

and they are already so very Shaped

Wild Turkey

Ok this is too cute he’s so fucking small

they nibble on her like a whale carcass

yurkey moods

Chickens and turkeys...why.

fetch

They are dinosaurs and want to Get That Moving Thing.