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tell your senators to vote yes on HR 40 & SJ Res 1

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ive made like zero mistakes at work except for that time last october when i sent a $35k payment by accident when it was only supposed to be like $2k. because there was no confirmation page and it just sent the whole open balance amount.

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Skyler White and Jesse Pinkman conversation if Skyler was NATTY from KISS OF LIFE: do not sugarcoat me

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Anonymous asked:

how many of your siblings are swifties

ummm i dont think anyone in my family listens to taylor swift

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Movie theaters should pause the movies every 5 minute so people can look at their phones or if someone doesn’t understand what’s going on they ring a bell and the movie is paused and theater has to come together to explain what’s going on

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if u follow me for free on patreon, you will get access to comics like this before the lifeless dead still milling around on this website and others like it. you will leave them in the dust as you have already simply beenlaughing at this joke since Tuesday https://patreon.com/kcgreen

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in fact, all of Sir Jean is public and can be seen in a patreon collection thing (I think) https://patreon.com/collection/598334?view=expanded click it and try... what are ya, a yeller belly?????

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exhibit #1 of annoying 20-30 year old tumblr users who think they're special for hating taylor swift is thinking taylor swift was calling herself a tortured poet with that album title. like no wonder swifties have such strong reactions to haters. because the haters dont actually know what the things mean/dont even care to know and just hate on it. they have just an immediate hate filter over anything relating to taylor swift and dont want to give it a chance for fake/ideological reasons. well personally i want to be able to relate to more people on the mutual liking of things but my iq is 6 billion.

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i remember the first time i ever heard /saw the term influencer was an anon in my inbox in like 2017 and i thought they made it up and i was like wow my followers are so cool just coming up with random new terms..

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Americans be like are you voting for Ozempic Hitler or Botox Hitler this year?

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