"bitch, please, you've been to space" - nick fury

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

Same energy.

It’s only a matter of time until this appears on RDJ’s Facebook page.

#A HERO

Here’s lesson number one, kid: don’t watch the mouth, watch the hands.

“Waves are but water. Wind but air. And though lightning be fire… yet it must answer thunder’s call.”

— Thor in Astonishing Thor Vol. 1 #1

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

THE

STRONGEST

AVENGER

He needed to use the power stone to simply give her a decent hit.

He triesto headbutt her and she just looks at him like “MOTHERFUCKER

DID YOU JUST TRY TO HIT ME

I WILL FEED YOU THIS GLOVE”

You can smell his fear.

He knows he just messed up bad O.O

Ya boi Thanos had to use one of the universe’s cheat codes in order to get her to even flinch.

When you can physically see he’s taking all the stupid with him

when he draws the line instead of being with you until the end of the line

Excuse me who said you could add on something so heartbreaking to my post?!

IM CACKLING PH MY GOD

Avengers AU - If Tony was Peter’s biological father

Tony is super protective of his son. And Peter, inspired by his dad, becomes Spiderman anyway (his dad and his Uncle Rhodey figure him out in a second though).

My other Avengers AUs

Just wanted to add:

hate to be That Guy but who’s gonna put the Infinity War gif in ????

now add the umbrella scene for all the sadness you’ve caused me

ok that is the cutest thing ever

Okay, but Endgame

Take it all back I don’t like it anymore (ಥ_ಥ)

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

bitch me too

aw heck ye.

(via @alexquintanilla on twitter)

For anyone unaware literally every one of those dancers is a child

HOLY SHIT

the first avenger: dr. erskine said that the serum wouldn’t just affect my muscles, it would affect my cells. create a protective system of regeneration and healing.

age of ultron: thor establishes that steve is not mortal.

endgame: we’re just gonna ignore all of that, and make steve old af to shock the audience, even though it doesn’t make sense that steve would age at all, let alone at the same rate as a non-enhanced human, because what happened in previous movies is meaningless.

that’s some good tea right there

Steve is hiding behind a nearby tree and trying not to laugh as the old guy he paid gives Sam the shield