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@berrymascarpone

My fic writing and shitposting blog. Current fandom is Bleach, main account @sassafrass-lass Find my writing on my AO3
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It’s almost Grimmjow’s birthday again, so it’s time for my (apparently) biannual update of the Time Travel Fic! Chapter 3 is up now!

Title: The Past is a Foreign Country (where no one knows your face)

Summary:

“Ah,” Urahara, who had been infuriatingly silent for the last ten minutes, finally interrupted. “If I might put forward a hypothesis.”

They all turned to look at him. He gave them all a moment’s pause, because the man couldn’t stop the dramatics if his life depended on it. Finally, satisfied that the moment had been milked dry and aged into cheese, he tapped his cane once and spoke.

“Could it be, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, that you are somehow from the future?”

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In which Grimmjow fucks up, and then fucks up the timeline.

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It’s been a while since I’ve updated this, but I’m still writing it I promise! As proof, chapter two is up, in which the fic lives up to its premise and there is finally a hint of time travel.

Title: The Past is a Foreign Country (Where No One Knows Your Face)

Fic Summary:

“Ah,” Urahara, who had been infuriatingly silent for the last ten minutes, finally interrupted. “If I might put forward a hypothesis.”

They all turned to look at him. He gave them all a moment’s pause, because the man couldn’t stop the dramatics if his life depended on it. Finally, satisfied that the moment had been milked dry and aged into cheese, he tapped his cane once and spoke.

“Could it be, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, that you are somehow from the future?”

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In which Grimmjow fucks up, and then fucks up the timeline.

Update!: Chapter 2 - In Which No One is Kidnapped

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New Chapter Update!

Title: If You’ve Never Heard a Love Song, Don’t Try to Sing Off-Key

Ship: GrimmIchi, with some GrimmNel fwb

Warnings: minor blood and violence, canon typical Hollow eating habits

Chapter Summary:

Ichigo noticed the change right away. He didn’t know why it was happening now of all times, but it was impossible to miss. It was blatant. Obvious. Distracting him from the patrol they were supposed to be doing. He’d call it obscene, even, except for the fact that it really wasn’t.
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New fic just dropped for Grimmjow’s birthday!

Title: The Past is a Foreign Country (where no one knows your face)

Summary:

“Ah,” Urahara, who had been infuriatingly silent for the last ten minutes, finally interrupted. “If I might put forward a hypothesis.”

They all turned to look at him. He gave them all a moment’s pause, because the man couldn’t stop the dramatics if his life depended on it. Finally, satisfied that the moment had been milked dry and aged into cheese, he tapped his cane once and spoke.

“Could it be, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, that you are somehow from the future?”

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In which Grimmjow fucks up, and then fucks up the timeline.

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The my newest fic, straight off the crack fic press!

Title: If You’ve Never Heard a Love Song, Don’t Try to Sing Off-Key

Ships: GrimmIchi main ship, with a side GrimmNel friends with benefits

Warnings: mild sexual content

Summary:

Nel and Grimmjow have a thing, but if she were honest, her first impulse answer to the question: Does Ichigo want to fuck Grimmjow? is a resounding fuck yes. She’s seen the way they fight, like two magnets drawn together, like planets caught in each other’s gravity. And also like they’re two seconds from jumping each other’s bones.

And now that she knows that Grimmjow would totally hit that, she really has no choice but to help him out.

A.k.a Nel tries to play matchmaker for Ichigo and Grimmjow. With her body.

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Here’s a fic I wrote last month for a secret Santa, it’s eldritch themed, mostly gen but pre-GrimmIchiHime.

Title: Stay a little longer in the sun

Characters: Grimmjow Jaegerjaques, Inoue Orihime, Kurosaki Ichigo

Tags: mentioned Nel and Harribel and Urahara, Mystery, Eldritch, dimensional shenanigans, human sacrificie (unsuccessful), kind of horror but it's pretty mild, unhinged late night worldbuilding, semi-graphic language, basically Grimmjow and his potty mouth, Secret Santa

Summary: Paranormal Detective Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez is in town for a simple job: help Kurosaki Orihime find her missing husband. But the small town of Karakura is hiding big secrets, ones that will soon boil over into a mess and pull Grimmjow back to the past he thought he’d put behind him.

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