sapphic women in soaps → dr. farrah maalik ↳ “You think you can read me like a book, don’t you?” “Yes, one full of sapphic affairs with all the wrong women.”
‘support information can be found online’
thx, i’ll remember that the next time my brother who was sold to a crazy doctor for some shady experiment as an infant loses it and threatens to kill me just a few weeks after he killed our cousin by mistake (because he actually wanted to kill our other brother)
It’s okay, you can say it.
Let me get this straight. Once a year, the pots and pans industry get together for a charity tombola— hosted by Sir James Godwin— Godwin, of course, sorry, Knight of the Realm, for the Asses and Donkeys, what, Association? No, Trust. The Trust. Oh… my god. — Jamie Morton, James Cooper, and Alice Levine
My Dad Wrote a P*rno reference in Hollyoaks (20th July 2020)
anyway rip to our chaotic unhinged king, the drama really was unmerciful!!!!!!! i will miss u being horrible to everyone and doing mad shit like locking sylver in your office until he threatens to pee in there and being afraid of chickens and being really good at hiding and having a completely rotten brain
oaks last month: aren't toby and celeste a cute couple
oaks this month:
me once again when i still don’t get a ‘never-gonna-happen’ bisexual storyline with luke and darren: