[Two police officers] maybe pretending to make out, or maybe they’re actually making out. Or pre-recorded noises of smoochin’ noises. Oh, like a Ferris Bueller situation.
THE HORRIFYING TEXARKANA PHANTOM KILLER (2019)
It’s a rowdy town, you’ll see that. Is it really? It’s a rowdy town. You’ve been there? No, I haven’t been there, but I’ve read it’s a rowdy town. Fun to read about a rowdy town.
THE HORRIFYING TEXARKANA PHANTOM KILLER (2019)
Why don’t you go stand in that room for ten days, and then I’ll ask you about the rubber sheets.
THE SUSPICIOUS CASE OF THE REYKJAVIK CONFESSIONS (2018)
Don’t bring the investigator, bring the ambulance.
THE EERIE CASE OF THE WATCHER (2019)
Restless night thoughts: Paddington is incorruptible like Batman wishes he could be.
Happy 28th Birthday to Ryan Bergara ♡ (November 26th, 1990)
the haunted town of tombstone (2018)
Return to the Horrifying Winchester Mansion (2018)
the demonic bellaire house (2018) // the demonic goatman’s bridge (2017)
Minestrone, my wonderful starship who I actually love like a wife...
A roof over your head is better than being eaten by a large, toothy monster.
The Shadowy Spirits of Rolling Hills Asylum
The Enigmatic Death of the Isdal Woman