depression vs. anxiety
i really am fascinated with the db cooper case both bc of the unsolved mystery aspect and because its very, very, very likely that the dude actually just fucking died on his way down and it would be objectively very funny if someone stumbled across his remains, ideally the parachute still cartoonishly attached and the sunglasses on
everyone be on the lookout for this guy
the traits “likes spooky stuff” and “is a genuine coward” CAN coexist within one person. it’s me i’m in hell
Ryan Bergara in Ryan & Shane Get Drunk & Read Holiday Horror Stories • Too Many Spirits from Watcher
The Maritime Mystery of the Mary Celeste
The various drinks from Too Many Spirits and their compositions
Shane 👏 Madej 👏 Said 👏 Poly 👏 Rights👏
shane not believing in ghosts despite hearing a disembodied laugh by his bed as a child vs. ryan believing in ghosts because his toothpaste fell over on a boat once
“We have so many aliases at this point, I can’t keep track of them.”
Shane and Ryan + their official aliases
They’re all good, I can’t think of one. Every moment with Shane is great.
You weren’t answering your texts!
- Wuthering Heights, Emily Brontë (1847)
- “The Lost Souls of the USS Yorktown”, Buzzfeed Unsolved (2019)
when a genie keeps trying to make your life living hell even though you followed all his rules and don’t owe him anything