Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck

I keep sending them, but they don't come back. I really just need to shut down this farm. Do you think I should go check it out

Can I go with? My fiancé, one of your reliable corporate staffers, who I was supposed to marry January 1st hasn’t been answering my calls either

Good idea. I'm sure if you remind her of your lucrative upcoming business deal she'll come back.

#it turns out that there's only a fine line between a hallmark special and a horror film

i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

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What a beautiful thing to be someone a friend feels safe to be vulnerable with

Normalize this response

Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning

I’m so shook amazing :0

Man, talk about fuck that one guy in particular.

Kitty!... long leg kitty!.. uh, creechur?... OUPPY

I WAS NOT FUCKING PREPARED

Shadow flooff

“oh yes, i am very reasonable and normal about this subject!!”

*proceeds to mass reblog any related content*

as a huge lover of birds, 90% of the concern against wind turbines being used for energy is literally just pro fossil fuel propaganda. birds ARE at a risk however there is a lot of strategies even as simple as painting one of the blades that reduces a lot of accidental deaths. additionally renewable energy sources will do more in favor of the environment that would positively impact birds (and all of us). one study found over one million bird deaths from wind turbines. while that is a shockingly high number and we should work to drastically shrink it, at least 1.3 billion birds die to outdoor cats on a yearly basis. it was never about caring about birds

I need someone to shake and jostle me around

Consider yourself Shook.

Thank you

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oh. nevermind.

whatever, it's whatever. just forget about this post and move on

Husband and I appeared in his oncologist’s notes as “very pleasant young couple.” We are a pleasure to have in class.

I am such a huge horse nerd and I apologize. :( But I’m really tired of seeing girths that are halfway down a horse’s stomach. This may not be interesting to anyone who is not me, but I like to draw fancy saddles and ridiculously long shanks on bits. Also, horses are the only animal I can draw, so I take advantage of that.

I hope this helps some frustrated non-horsey artists in at least some small way. Remember, when in doubt, add some buckles and some rings. :)

@horsefigureoftheday here’s a cheat sheet on horse tack.

THANK YOU

I'm finally finished moving!! Things are still messy, but at least I can finally draw again. It's a relief! Celebrating my arrival with a brown eyed king 💞✨What do you think he's looking at? 👀

almost done with minish cap and after finishing the palace of winds i had a though abt small Four during his first adventure just going to visit his grandpa before forging the four sword with some injuries (and probably a broken leg) and the poor old man like "oh Link! Glad to see you, I've been worried since you left the castle- HOLY FORCE ARE YOU BLEEDING?!"

small Four with a big smile cuz he wants to tell him how brave he has been during this whole time traveling

and Ezlo already telling old Smith to dont ask and help the kid

yes this was cuz i was dying and entered the house to see if i get hearts why do you ask

I like the idea of Four's grandpa being worried and caring a lot for his grandson, someone has to take care of this storm of a kid while his dad is out on knight duties

i do very much think that the hero of the minish was the one to craft the gnat hat that was eventually used down the line in four swords because he wanted to be able to visit the minish even with ezlo gone but also imagining him learning the spellwork required for that kind of magic is really funny because i think AFTER he made the gnat hat conversations with him about it would go like:

zelda: so now that you're learning magic, are you going to try to integrate it into your blacksmithing somehow??? ooh, are you going to make enchanted weapons???

link, surrounded by various diagrams and runic inscriptions of dubious origins on day three of no sleep as he tries to figure out how to construct a magical barrier fifty feet around his house that will eject all cats into the next dimension so the minish can hang around his house without fear of a stray from hyrule town wandering too close: ....uh. yeah. i'm getting to that.

Warriors: Who’s the smartest person you know?

Sky: Surprisingly, Groose. He built an impromptu movable catapult system out of random scraps once. I’m still shocked.

Wild: Purah!

Twi: Renado, probably?

Wind: Are gods allowed? Okay, Grandpa Oshus.

Four: The Minish craftsman Ezlo. I miss him, though I definitely don’t miss wearing him on my head.

Time: I’m contractually obligated to answer Malon, but I’d like everyone to know that the Great Deku Tree probably deserves the win here.

Legend: Ravio. People underestimate him, but there’s a reason that guy was the only one to see Yuga’s plot coming. He had a whole plan laid out and every item acquired before I even knew what was going on.

Hyrule: So this old man once gave me some really useful tactical information about Dodongos…

Warriors: …

Warriors: I can’t believe none of you said Zelda.