mouthporn.net
@beowulf22121 on Tumblr
Avatar

Ello?

@beowulf22121

I'm your odd friendly uncle now. Stop in and say hi, maybe you'll get an odd bit of information, maybe a story, maybe you need to ask for advice. I don't know, I just try to put some good out there when I can, just need to know where it's needed and where it's welcome first.
Avatar

Getting a lot of new followers lately. Feels like I should say hi.

Hello.

Few things.

I follow the belief that if all are welcome, the end result is that only predators stay, because they chase away everyone else. So when I say something like "All are welcome" please note that I've also got no issue with saying "punch all nazis." On that note, I've got no issue if you're vegatarian, vegan, and so on. When you come into my space to tell me your way is the best way and that I'm a bad person? Try that in meatspace and I will fight you.

Second. This is the internet. As much as I want to promise this place is safe, all I can say is I do what I can to shut down bigotry in my section of it. I try not to reblog things to say "Hey look at this idiot" but sometimes I'm in a mood and an idiot is just that dumb. Eventually you'll see a little bit of everything here.

third: The only two constants in my life from childhood to now have been skepticism, and Dungeons and Dragons.

As for skepticism, I'd love to believe in so many things, ghosts, yeti, magic, creatures of all sorts, the old gods, (The Old Man holds a place in my heart regardless of his realness) but at the end of the day, to quote Tim Minchin: "Every mystery ever solved has turned out to be, not magic." But that doesn't mean I don't enjoy the idea, I've tutoted young Pagans on what things meant to those who came before them and walked experienced folk through new things to them they hadn't had a hand in yet. I enjoy it, I just can't dedicate to it.

As for d&d, let's nerd it up. Talk to me, ask questions, tell stories. I love smashing together ideas and seeing what happens. My latest moment that sticks out in my head is when I mentioned a dragon with levels in sorcerer. One of my players didn't realize that was an option and had his worldview exanded, it was great watching him adjust to the idea.

Fourth: Hello again. I'm sure I missed something, but so be it, life goes on.

Avatar
Avatar
sivavakkiyar

Herzog was real for this

Avatar
gamebird

I think a lot of the time it's easier to have thoughts about shitty media than really deep and moving stuff, where you can feel that it has touched your soul, but you don't know how to put it into words, even to yourself.

conversely, I think it's easier to know nice things to say about the works in the literary canon (plot, pacing, etc) but you really have to think about why THIS low culture piece of media struck a cord wtih you (or almost did). Buffy had this problem where no one knew what to say about it in academic terms and now there's a lot of academics working to describe was it was so successful despite it being low culture. Academia will not serve you, the creator, because it's too slow. The knowledge you'd get from a professor who read the classics is all well and good but it takes 2 or more years to write some of these books, rendering them utterly useless. They won't help you read what you're reading right now.

So it's not enough as a creator to read and emulate the same reliable formulas that dominate the writing of people who are educated. If you don't know what more creative pieces unbound by convention are doing then you don't know the tastes and sensibilities of the average person. Including yourself. Do you know why romeo and juliet works, or do you think it works just because you're told it works? There's the intellectual answer you can google, and then there's the experiential answer by watching romcoms.

Avatar
beowulf22121

I think that by experiencing bad media, you better prepare yourself to articulate why other media is good.

And this goes beyond media.

I can tell you what a good burger is vs a bad one. I know good people and bad. I've had good supervisors and bad.

And all of these metrics can change based on how good and bad are defoned by the person experiencing them!

Avatar
Avatar
tlirsgender

Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it's the fuckin clouds

Eastern united states how are we feeling. With that fucking barometric pressure

Avatar
reblogged

perpetually torn between "competency is sexy" and "oh no this dumbass has endeared their fucking self towards me"

oh wow yall are struggling with this one How Shocking

Avatar
beowulf22121

If you're good at something, it's impressive.

If you're just learning something, but give it an honest good effort, it's still impressive, just in a different way.

I'm not seeing what's so hard about this.

Avatar

i love when the gender options are "male" "female" and "prefer not to answer"

like it just reads as "boy" "girl" and "what are you, a cop? i don't owe you anything"

Avatar
foone

My gender is "come back with a warrant"

Avatar
skull-bearer

[ID: A screenshot from Fallen London showing a question and set of options reading:

May we ask whether you're a lady or a gentleman?

  • A lady
  • A gentleman
  • My dear sir, there are individuals roaming the streets of Fallen London at this very moment with the faces of squid! Squid! Do you ask them their gender? And yet you waste our time asking me trifling and impertinent questions about mine? It is my own business, sir, and I bid you good day.

End ID]

Avatar
reblogged

If you all are going to jump every time that man says “We’re going to buy Greenland we’re going to call it the Gulf of America” this is going to be a long four years. Please figure out when to get worked up and when to roll your eyes.

Cheat sheet: when he says something bold and delusional, it's a distraction from a piece of news he'd rather you not see. If he says something bizarre and incoherent, it's a dog whistle about a policy decision he'd rather you not think about.

I would like for you to change this a bit. Rather than go, "This is a distraction," I want you to think, "Okay, he wants to do this because he thinks he can make money off of it for himself and his donors. How could he make money off of this and whom will it be for?"

Do this every time he makes an outlandish statement.

For example, he says he wants to own Greenland.

Okay.

Why Greenland? Do they have any natural resources he can exploit?

And now you understand why he wants Greenland. He has no problem handing it over to the gas and oil industry to do what they want with it.

Trump is first and foremost a grifter. He'd sell his own mother if he thought he could make a nickel in the deal.

From now on, realize that every action he does, he does so with the goal of making money. Again, you just need to ask the questions, "How?" and "For whom?"

This is a great line of reasoning to remember. The screaming spray tan clot cannot be motivated to do anything that does not benefit him personally.

“Trump is first and foremost a grifter” exactly. I keep thinking about this line from AOC’s speech at the 2024 DNC:

“Donald Trump would sell this country for a dollar if it meant lining his own pockets and greasing the palms of his Wall Street friends.”

Avatar
Avatar
skluug

a woman being feminine is right-wing coded which is masculine coded. a woman being masculine is left-wing coded which is feminine coded. this disproves the existence of women

Avatar
takashi0
Avatar

If you all are going to jump every time that man says “We’re going to buy Greenland we’re going to call it the Gulf of America” this is going to be a long four years. Please figure out when to get worked up and when to roll your eyes.

Cheat sheet: when he says something bold and delusional, it's a distraction from a piece of news he'd rather you not see. If he says something bizarre and incoherent, it's a dog whistle about a policy decision he'd rather you not think about.

Avatar

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST! -Admin

Avatar
locuas642

tldr; not only is "Terrorism" a harder charge to "prove" in NY compared to "murder", this charge would make it easier to present the elements that made Luigi a folk hero to the jury.

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.
mouthporn.net