Sabrina after ignoring the direct orders and basic cosmic law once again

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

“You . Are. A. Legal tthief.”

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

HES A WHAT

yugi: *draws a card*

me: it’s gunna be dar-

yugi: DARK MAGICIAN

me:

Lol fuck tarot… lame as homos think that shit is real. You make your own destiny and you cause your own situations.

tarot

*goes to get fortune read*

*fortune teller plays summoned skull in defense mode*

But this deadass happened in the show though

wasnt the yugioh tarot reading right before they fought with ancient egyptian lazer beams?

From what I remember yes it actually was

I lay myself face down and end my turn.

Pokemon Sword and Shield [GBC edition]

Dutch artist, Redmer Hoekstra.

Ooooh, because “path” and “toad” are written and pronounced the same way in Dutch!

Pad en pad.

Een paddenpaadje.

A road of toads.

I trode on the toad road

Remy from Rattatoullie says gay rights!

please put some respect on patton oswalt’s name

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Reblog with your best silly pet face pics!

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He is extremely photogenic

If you could hear me scream. I found this on twitter and I’m not sure who made it but it’s hilarious

Its an experience

introducing the new sport

basketball 2

What is the objective?

Survive.

Anyways here’s a pic of a Russian diamond mining town with a hole so big it displaces the air and sucks in helicopters when flown above it.

imagine getting beat by the diamond russian squat boys and they say ‘drag his ass to the hole’

nothing wrong with me

nothing wrong with me

nothing wrong with me

nothing wrong with me

things are about to get

i think it’s really weird how shippers have turned top/bottom into Gender Roles The Sequel and are stereotyping people’s sex positions based on their physical appearance, personality traits, or even mental health status. “which one of you is the woman??” has evolved into “which one is the sweet soft tiny anxious uwu bratty bottom???” which is arguably weirder and more invasive.

Seme and uke… 2!!!