mostlydndthoughts

“So apparently in my absence my husband has hung cat-level wall art. So sophisticated!“

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big fan of when some edgelord isolates himself from the world hiding in his menacing magical castle, only for his future love interest to ram down the doors like YO BITCH! i live here now

queen shit

honorary mention

Pretty much how that's gonna go, right?

Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast

Please for the love of god. You should be able to change controls WITHOUT TAKING YOUR EYES OF THE ROAD. There is no reason to have to look at a SCREEEN while DRIVING

Imagine when Jinx bonds with Isha and truly cares about that kid, she's going to get double smacked by the realization that if this really how Silco felt about HER then he was really never going to give her up to Piltover or give up on her in general. Sure Silco affirmed this before he died but now Jinx's in the same position as him (and Vi). Now by bonding with Isha, Jinx can see that she was far crueler to herself than anyone that actually loved her (Silco, Vi, etc) was. So no matter how much she messed up Silco wasn't going to give up on her like she almost certainly won't with Isha. And it hits her like a truck that the way everything went down didn't need to happen the way it did last season.

men in black eyeliner and nail polish is too played out. wear glitter lip plumping gloss and pumps

Unironically tho I would wear MIB eyeliner

WAIT NO SORRY I GET IT NOW

next time a cishet man talks about how he feels oppressed or like ppl are saying he's evil, explain the trans-to-prison pipeline and v-coding to him.

I wanna get more specific with this. According to some studies, 1 in 3 trans people have experienced workplace discrimination. And nearly 1 in 5 trans people have experienced housing discrimination. As a result of this and family rejection, nearly 2 out of 5 trans women have experienced homelessness. As a result of this, at least 1 in 4 trans women have done sex work (although some studies go as high as 3 in 4). As a result of this, 1 in 5 trans women have reported being incarcerated at some point. Incarcerated trans women experience v-coding:

This is not something that "representation" and saying "trans women are women" will solve.

Rly good video from the assassin bug Wikipedia of an assassin bug sneak attacking a caterpillar. Rly obvious now how they get their name bc when it injects it's fangs here it looks like it's snapping the caterpillar's neck LOL

Watching things hunt is fun because sometimes its a masterful display of stealth or strength and sometimes it looks like they're standing over their prey with a comically large hammer setting it up juuuust right while the prey does nothing.

The assassin bug doesn't have fangs, though! It's a true bug (like stinkbugs and aphids), which means it has a long, sharp beak:

Percy listens to those whale noises that people use to sleep and he just listens to them like a podcast.

And any time he hears someone like Annabeth listening to them he's like "Wow Daphne is really something else. Honestly I can't believe she would do that"

And like she's like "what?"

And Percy just translates the entire thing to her and instead of calming sounds to help her concentrate she now has Percy tell her all the whale drama which she is oddly immersed with.

this is the funniest thing ever