You are the song I'm singing...

this was a historical moment in television

Apparently the rights to do this set back the budget for the rest of the season to like $5 and a peanut butter sandwich but it was abso-fucking-lutely worth every red cent

This is one of my favorite X-Files behind-the-scenes photos in existence. (x)

I will never ever deadname a person but goddammit I will deadname Twitter until the day I die

idea

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

'Edward', meaning 'in the direction of Ed'

That's downright terrifying tbh

I’m thinking this is a sign you shouldn’t have the Amazon Echo in the office to begin with but that’s just me

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

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It's a beautiful day and you are an Apocalypse Goose