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These trying times of crisis and universal brouhaha.

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2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."

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questions at film festival director Q&As are like

  • "when the main character says she likes bread, does this mean that she likes bread?"
  • "is this movie based on true events that happened to you irl?"
  • "is the villain based on a real person? could you verbally confirm the identity of the real person you based the villain on, publicly and on record?"
  • "this movie reminds me of some other movie. does it also remind You of that movie?"
  • "this film was shot with a camera. do you think im intelligent for noticing this?"
  • "did you Suffer while working on this movie? how much did you Suffer?"
  • "sequel???????????????"
  • "some of the characters are pretty nuanced & gray. should i Like them, or should i Dislike them?"

and then if it's a "foreign film" you get all of those and also:

  • "what's it like in your exotic foreign homeland?"
  • "frightening & disturbing things happen in this movie, does that stuff happen every minute of every day in your exotic foreign homeland?"
  • "did your Oppressive Culture make it more difficult to make a movie?"
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