Yeah, that's bella alright
If I didn't know smeyer to be an notorious Bing user and research denoucer I would ask her what her motivation was behind her supernaturally compassionate white savior daddy having the same name as one of the infamous turn of the century 'Indian boarding schools' that taught native kids to lose their culture and serve white people.. and considering how it all goes down w Carlisle stealing Jake's blood and Jake's happy ending coming in the form of him giving up his life with his family to be a glorified nanny to a weirdo little white girl forever id be tempted to call it foreshadowing. I know that it's not, that it's negligence and coincidence, but honestly that being said, that doesn't make it any better bc even without the context she still created that story.
Imma tell my kids that this is the loch ness monster.
Edwards 1st thought upon waking up as a vampire and seeing a beautiful young man who is also a stranger: daddy :p
6 years ago today I drank team Jacob juice
Edward was turned into a vampire the summer of 1918 which is brand new information for me bc you know what else happened summer of 1918? Edward turned 17. So he was freshly 17 when he died. Sorry that just means my guy was 16.9 at most...
The Moon Has No Light of Its Own by Imaginary Future has given me the midnight sun experience the book did not deliver.
Jasper, a white racist who climbed the ranks of the confederate army by knowing what other racists want to hear: im an empath 😌
Idk I just feel like Carlisle used his dads cross as a boogie board to cross the Channel.
With my shook edward lockscreen beneath it, the name of this song reads like the title of the bella section of his journal.
Is she... u kno?
Canon is fake, Alice would not have let Bella in her house wearing that damned khaki skirt. She would have football carried bella up to her closet before anyone could stop her and bella would never be seen again. Imprisoned in Alice's labyrinth closet for fashion crimes, I kno some of yous have decided that a floor length khaki skirt can indeed be sexy, but plz. You know Bella would never be caught looking stylish.
Like Bella i too moved to the pnw into a house w 1 (one) bathroom and no diswasher. Now, if I had my druthers, 100% of my druthers, I would have picked the vampires and werewolves instead. But reading in my backyard on sunny days is a good compromise.
Bellas, for the 100th time, on her self sacrificing bullshit where she thinks it's better for her to die than to have anyone help her:
Emmett "martyr party of one"
Bella "that's me"
Emmett "would you like you check your cross?"
Bella "no I'll carry it myself."
Yo bella likeeeee if you were already writing edward a letter thinking that james was going to kill you why not...... write Charlie a letter while you're at it and apologize for ripping his heart out of his chest and spitting on it?? Like what if your dumbass had actually died? He would have gone the rest of his life thinking you hated him.