royally enamored

So they make their way to the next cage, and when Eddie’s eyes land on the dog inhabiting it, they widen slightly as he recoils.

It’s…a rat. That’s the only way Eddie knows how to describe it, though it does kind of feel like an insult to all rats.

Listen. Eddie isn’t one to judge others, including dogs, by their looks. It’s the inside that counts, and all that stuff. And he really does believe that! It’s just that this dog — if it can even be called that — is just about the ugliest looking creature he’s ever laid eyes upon. (Except for Tommy maybe, but thankfully he doesn’t have to deal with his face anymore.)

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Or: Buck and Eddie think about adopting a dog and Buck ends up falling in love with the ugliest one of them all.

(also here's the dog i based the one in the fic on)

will you still love me if it turns out i'm insane?

Buck should be happier than ever, now that him and Eddie have finally started dating.

And he would be — if it wasn't for the fact that he's pretty sure he's being haunted.

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Or: The angsty poltergeist fic in which I put Buck through it.

Tommy: If I were about to walk off a cliff, what would you do?

Eddie: Push.

Tommy: I don't believe that.

Eddie: You would on the way down.