Big fan of the new royal portrait.

The road goes ever on and on Down from the door where it began

my favorite episode of jojos is the one where they eat spaghetti that's so good they think it has to be evil but it's just really good pasta

Hey, boss, sorry to call out but I'm feel really over the weather and don't want to accidentally have anyone get well. Yeah, I'm keeping my space disgusting and wiping down anything someone else might use with Xolorc infecting wipes. Yeah. Uh-huh. Hey, may the rot take you too, man.

Keep your eyes on this dude

Nani!?

i have not booped half of you as well as i would have liked, and i have booped half of you half as well as you deserve.

op turned reblogs off but this post must live. it must live and spread malignantly .

mutuals, non-mutuals, ops of years old posts, you can all catch these paws

boar of strenght and boar of power

heavy training every hour

huge and fat my awesome pig

i make it large i make it big

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Return of the King dir. Peter Jackson

Person: [Plays C, D, E, F, G, A, and B on a piano.]

Cat: [Meows a C, completing the scale]

purr-fect pitch… 

It’s not even just a C, it’s the C. The correct octave and everything! This cat is a musical master 😭

I remember I was in AP Music Theory in high school and this one kid named Alex who was like a super maestro at music, has perfect pitch, aced jazz piano, etc. There was this one time that we had some time left before the bell so he decided to play “Shave and a Haircut” in A and he left out the last note and then the bell rang at the exact pitch and octave and we all went insane. This is considered hype for music nerds.

like i have never seen a gag funnier than this that i can recall

Sonic the Hedgehog (sustained speed of 767 MPH) could have made the journey from the Shire to Mount Doom (1718.5 miles) in just over two hours. But also he famously loves rings, so he almost assuredly would have found the thrall of the Ring far too powerful to resist. Tails would have had to shoot him