So many people do not understand the relationship between climate change and cold weather.

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

Anyway shoutout to Stonekeep (1995)

I'M MAKING THE MUFFINS

Burnt my hand picking it up to show. Gonna wait to taste.

Taste review: Make the video muffins oh my GOD.

He’s going to steal everyone’s left shoe

He may not actually want it...but he’s getting one in Season 3.

DIY Magical Shower Disks

So you have seen our lovely bath magic spells but you cannot take a bath. Maybe you don’t have a bath in your current residence, maybe you are physically unable to use bathtubs, maybe you’re just super stretched for time but want to get in some extra magical umph. Recreational Witchcraft is here for you. 

Shower disks are traditionally used in the aromatherapy world to relieve congestion and other flu-symptoms while showering via the use of essential oils, but we will be bumping up their magical potential.

Basic recipe:

Combine baking soda and corn starch (making sure there are no clumps), then slowly add in the water. Fill lined muffin tins about third of the way, then leave out for 24 hours to dry completely. Carefully take them out of the liners, add your essential oils, and place your disk somewhere in your shower that will allow them to dissolve slowly while you do your business. Bam. You’re done. 

Now onto the magic. All dry ingredients (herbs, spices, etc) should be added in with the baking soda and corn starch before the water is added. All essential oils should be added right before they’re used (so when they’re completely dry).

Cleansing and Purifying:

Protection:

Glamour:

Attracting Love:

Attracting Money:

Overcoming the fear of heights. (And yeets)

Some more badass ladies

"happy three years of the bad batch" sketches

(Echo and Wrecker are NOT clonecest)

bedhead

follow up to THIS drawing XD

Cuddle Pile 💤

Am I once again looking at the canon right in the eyes, and slowly backing away while giving it the middle finger? Abso-fucking-lutely.

They all live happily ever after TOGETHER <3

Bedhead Hunter ✨

I love how Collector’s and Luz’s magic are the opposite of what you would have expected from protagonist and antagonist!

Collector’s is bright and colorful and Luz’s is dark and deep purple.

His sparkles are white and her sparkles are black!

And both have pinks and blues as secondary colors!

#It’s bc she’s an edgelord at heart

She is a good witch… with a dark side >:3c

happy valentine's day!!! 💖✨ ft. what happens when you give omega a sticker pack!

(prints here!)

silly sketches that make me happier

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

New drinking game among Imperial Troopers:

Take a shot every time Vader chokes a man, using the Force.

That is referred to as "choking one down."

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First of all, how dare you be funnier than me on my own shitpost?

It is a gift. You are welcome.

“Sweet Dreams”

Martin Gregus captured a once in a lifetime moment of a Polar Bear sleeping on a bed of fireweed.

Churchill, Manitoba, Canada

This is it, this is the best photo ever taken

Agreed that that is one of the top tier photos of all time but you cannot deny this is a close contender