...Argyle's Episodes Selection... [2.14 Amnesia - 3.12 Unsinkable - 4.11 Cold Dick]

[4.11 - Cold Dick]

...Jarod & Argyle Selection... [4.11 - Cold Dick]

"In 56 minutes, I found the secret to a perfect golf game. I’ll share it with you sometime." [4.11 - Cold Dick]

I know it's weird, but it seems to me that in these two moments Parker and Jarod are so much alike. In a dangerous situation, in the company of two not-so-brave men, they think the very same thing. I love it! ∞∞∞ Argyle: I got your back, J-man. Jarod: Oh, that’s very comforting. [4.11 - Cold Dick] ∞∞∞ Broots: I got your back. Parker: Oh, now I feel better. [2.12 - Toy Surprise]

S4E11 Cold Dick - Argyle's speech

Argyle: Mona’s the one. Jarod: You spent six minutes with her! Argyle: 360 glorious seconds, J-Man. Somethin’ happened between us, I’m tellin’ ya. It was like "electronical" chemicals or something. Pheromones, baby. I’m tellin’ ya. And now my future brother-in-law’s weepin’ in his pistachio. You gotta let me come with you, J-ster. You gotta let me help her. J-Man. J-Dog. Please, I’m beggin’ ya. Please, please, please, please, please. "There are certain times in life when you need to think with your heart, not your head. This wasn’t one of those times, but I thought it was, so I made the following mistake." Argyle: Please? Jarod: Get in. Argyle: Yeah, yeah. Argyle is on the case. Come on! [4.11 - Cold Dick] Look Who's Talking, Jarod! You blame Argyle because he fell in love with Mona after six minutes, and you were the one falling in love with a girl after six *seconds* in the same room with her. You were just to kids at that time, and you were separated by a glass window. And yet, it was love at first sight!!! =)

Argyle: Dick Dixon is on the case, kickin’ tail and takin’ names. You area Mr. Positivi-tivity, the Shah of "I can." Hey, now. Swell ride. Like I always say, private dick’s gotta have a ragtop. Jarod: You are not going. Argyle: What are you talkin’ about? Jarod: I am not a detective. You are not my partner. If I’m going to help, you stay outta my way. Argyle: That was extremely hostile. Jarod: I can’t keep saving your life if you keep lying yourself into a corner. You have to think! Argyle: Hey! I’ve been thinking. I was- "Upside inside out livin' la vida loca" till I met you. Now after you helped me and Pop last year, I’m mendin’ my wicked way, you know. I ain’t had nothin’ but honest jobs since. Only thing missin’ is the love of my life. And I met her last week. [4.11 - Cold Dick]

Mike: Hi. It just ain’t like her not to check in. Our parents died when we were real little and I made a promise to Mom that I’d take care of Mona. I just gotta know if she’s okay. Jarod: You will. Just as soon as we find out anything, you’ll be the first to know. I promise. Right, partner? Argyle: Yeah. [4.11 - Cold Dick] MTW is just *too* good in this episode.

Mike: Where the hell is Mona? Jarod: Well, I-I-I don’t know. Mike: She told me she was comin’ to see you, Dixon. And now she’s gone? Did she say where she was going? Jarod: She hasn’t told me anything. Mike: Did she leave anything? Jarod: Look. Normally, I don’t talk to gun-wielding thugs. Argyle: Yeah. Your mama must be real proud of you now, eh, big boy? Mike: No. She’d probably give me a lickin’. My mama’s dead. Truth is, I’m not a thug. My name is Mike. I’m Mona’s brother. Argyle: Oh. Hi, Mike. [4.11 - Cold Dick]

"Raymond Chandler had a secret for writing detective stories. "When in doubt," he said, "have somebody enter with the room with a gun." Okay, it’s an ice-cream cone. But it was pistachio and I’m allergic to pistachios." Mike: You Dick Dixon? Argyle: Me? No. I’m his partner. That’s Dick Dixon. Jarod: Oh! Ow! Mike: Think that hurt? Taste this. "Let’s call this story, "Death by Double Dip." Now, our pistachio-packing friend will have to wait since the Pretender is now Dick Dixon, private eye. Let me give you the skinny. Argyle’s new job was another epic work of fiction. Dick Dixon isn’t even around anymore. He skipped town last year buried in debt. Argyle had only become his partner a week earlier." [4.11 - Cold Dick]

Jarod: Hello? Hello? Argyle: Ha! Prepare to die, you mamaluke. Ow! Ooh! Jarod: Ah! Hey! Hey! Argyle: J-Man! You made it. Jarod: Argyle, what are you doing? Argyle: I'm sorry, J-Dog. You saw the door. This is a dangerous business. And when you're the mac daddy of private dicks, the flyin' monkeys- all they wanna do is put you on the night train to Emerald City. Jarod: You’re lucky you didn’t get your ticket punched, Richard Dixon, pirvate investigator. Argyle: Oh, no. I ain’t Dick Dickson. I’m his partner. Jarod: So why did you e-mail me? Why don’t you get him to help you? Argyle: Oh. Well, you see, this ain’t Double "D’s" kind of gig. This is what we in the industry call a "multifacetal" type type. See, there’s a lot of cross-purposing entities, multicultural purposes. You know- all of that and whatnot. Jarod: Good-bye, Argyle. Argyle: No, no, no! Wait! J-Dog. J-Dog. You can’t leave me. You can’t leave. You’re all I got, man. I’m in trouble, Jarod. Please. [4.11 - Cold Dick]

"Welcome to Sin City- Las Vegas, Nevada. A Pretender could win big here- some other Pretender. I’ve been rolling nothing but snake eyes. I should be having some fun in the sun, and all I got is...frostbite. They say luck is a lady. That must be good luck. Bad luck is definitely a man, and he dresses funny. Argyle tried to sell me to Centre a couple of years back. Last year, he almost got me killed. Why should this year be any different? Some days it doesn’t pay to answer your e-mail. Look at me. Some genius. I wish I could pretend myself into some long johns. But in my own defense, this all started when Argyle decided to become a Pretender." [4.11 - Cold Dick]

...Pictures, keys and IDs Selection...

[From S3E12 - Unsinkable]

Jarod: What are you doing with my case? Argyle: Oh no, this ain’t what it looks like, this ain’t what it looks like. Jarod: What are you doing with this? Argyle: I wasn’t stealin’ anything. I was borrowing that, to make this. Lamina-pope gave me the idea. This way she’ll always be protected from the elements. And always close. Jarod: Nicest thing that anybody ever did for me. My pretend started out pretending to be Argyle’s friend. I wasn’t pretending anymore. [3.12 - Unsinkable]