i said too much again

TDS Rewatch | Previously on Indecision 2000

LSSC | 2016.11.08 | Stephen Colbert’s Live Election Night Democracy’s Series Finale: Who’s Going To Clean Up This Sh*t?

“I’m speaking to you from my heart. Look, I don’t know if I’m going to have a career after this, but fuck that. Today is about innocent people who were halfway through their process, we don’t know what George Floyd could have achieved, we don’t know what Sandra Bland could have achieved, but today we’re going to make sure that won’t be an alien thought to our young ones. Every black person in here remembered when another person reminded you that you were black. So none of you out there, all those protesters on the other side, protesting against what we want to do, protesting against what we want to try and achieve, burn you, this is so vital. I need you to understand how painful this shit is. I need you to understand how painful it is to be reminded every day that your race means nothing and that isn’t the case anymore, that was never the case anymore.” John Boyega at The Black Lives Matter protest in Hyde Park June 3rd 2020

legit excited to see this come around again

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What if the moon landing didn’t happen it just grew a flag like that.

Neil Armstrong was just already there

The moon landing faked itself

happy mother’s day to miss honey from matilda

yes I know I’m sorry I was late but I put lotion on right before I left and it took me 20 minutes to get the door open

5000 candles in the wind - quarantine version

this is the only quarantine sing-a-long that fucking MATTERS