Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

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new fave theory on why armand turned daniel

2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."

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The long-awaited sequel to "A Dom DM" has arrived...

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real ones remember

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

Vivian Greven (German, 1985) - Ais III (2023)

Oil on canvas, 190 x 140 cm.

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their penii are doing this

why don't most vampires just find ppl who are into getting pinned down and bitten and drained. this shit is easyyyy

"who could ever love a MONSTER like me..." bro you can find like ten people on the street who would be sooooo into you if you just flashed your fangs and told them you were an unholy creature of the night. trust me. i know what i'm talking about. maybe lust isn't love but at least it keeps your belly full babey !

i can obviously appreciate a good vampirism as a metaphor for self-loathing and the fear of yourself but truuuust me dude it is not that serious . go call a bunch of people blood bags and see which freak gets weak in the knees. this shit is so easy

oatmeal cookie haters can’t touch me. i understand things about this world you never will

himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.

i am always on some level thinking about aloe vera evening primrose

old woman yuri…..