>looking for a new House

>ask the narrator if their House is creepy or wet

>they don’t understand |pull out diagram explaining what is creepy and what is wet

>they laugh and say “The Beauty of the House is immeasurable; its Kindness infinite”

>move in

>its wet

Brian Eno and photoshop (1995)

just get it over with

new incredibly niche, generally unrelatable sticker design incoming, for all your winter weird duck related needs

Triumph of the Worst

Well, in the end it wasn't close.

This is an absolutely revolting result.

It's going to be important going forward not to blame each other. We are all we have now.

We'll survive! We'll survive. But this is going to be awful and people will suffer and this country will get worse.

I cried today thinking about PJ. They won partly by demonizing trans kids and their parents. It worked! That worked. Eating the cats and dogs worked. It all worked. This generation of trans kids came out thinking the country was ready for them, and now this.

Really sad, really angry. And I feel really bad for Harris and the campaign. They will be blamed, but it was not their fault. They ran a great campaign. But what can you do in a place like this? Where that many people either want fascism, or are fine with it if it brings down the price of eggs?

I keep thinking I have adjusted my expectations to match reality when it comes to my fellow Americans. But evidently not.

Comfort each other and stay strong. We're gonna need to help each other through all this.

*beach jail is a hole in the sand into which water pours in when the tide comes in. you stay there until you’ve built a nice sandcastle or found 5 pretty shells

**the hats are provided by the community and passed down from baby to baby

***not per note, but per annoying reply, rude tag, etc

every time I think about my gender I get confused so I simply stopped thinking about it. it is not my problem

I love these characters sale sale and sasa lele

@yeah-thats-probably-it this could not just be a tag

yeah. yeah

man people get really defensive when you suggest using chatgpt for everything is atrophying their brain

no i don’t think mundane busywork is some sacred thing we must do. but i also just… don’t trust AI as much as my own judgment for certain things. AI can’t give me anything that i actually care about

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, MY COMIC COMES OUT TODAY!!!

Dreams for Sale comes out at 3PM Pacific, 6PM Eastern on Webtoon and Tapas TODAY!!! This is my second comic, my first was Final Resting Place, which came out on October first last year. Dreams for Sale is MUCH, MUCH longer than Final Resting Place, and I’ve been preparing for its release for over 2 years! After the first 3 episodes come out today, new episodes will release on the last day of every month.

I’ve included many different types of horror in this comic, so I hope there’s something for everyone! And there’s a healthy dose of character development, interpersonal relationships, and family tragedy of course :]

The cover was inspired by old pulp horror novels because I think it communicates the general vibe of the comic. This is very much a love letter to all the horror I’ve consumed over the years, and I want it to be fun to read, even if it isn’t necessarily groundbreaking. I hope to see you later today when it releases!

Here are the links!!!

Webtoon

Tapas

proper booking etiquette

If I know you, if I dont know you, if I see you randomly on the dash, if you boop me, if you don't boop me, you're getting booped. This is scatter shot baby. We're gonna see what happens with the colors on the Halloween boop-o-meter. Booping anyone and everyone and everyone they have ever reblogged. Kitty paws for all.

Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!

Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls