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Beautiful SQ

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Evil regal, Ugly Duckling and Swan Queen Shipper! This blog is dedicated to the beautiful Swan Queen and the lovely actresses who portray them! This is also an ode to the amazingly talented (and lovely) fandom that is SWEN!
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ZELENA: (sitting in the back booth of Granny’s) If you could be anyone or anything for a day, what would you be?

REGINA: (mumbles distractedly while staring at Emma at the counter) Emma’s bra.

ZELENA: What?

REGINA: (focuses on Zelena) What?

ZELENA: What?

REGINA: (pause) Can you pass the sugar?

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Okay wow so imagine my Neal & Hook post but Milah is Captain Hook.

THAT WOULD BE EVEN BETTER.

Rumple kills the man Milah left him for, to punish her for her LIES and to make her suffer. Milah trying to kill Rumple to avenge Killian. Milah using Belle to get to Rumple. (Still awful but it makes sense. But Milah not hitting or trying to kill her when she refuses to help.) Milah & the evil queen. Milah & Cora teaming up to get to Storybrooke. Milah being slightly ashamed bc Cora is a terrible mother, much like Milah herself.

Milah and Bae in Neverland. Bae hating her for her leaving. Milah NOT turning Bae over to Pan, maybe Bae turning to the island to escape her even tho crazy Pan is there. Milah trying to find & save him. Milah & Tink team up. Tink who was friendly with Bae! IMAGINE THE FLASHBACKS.

Milah believing her son died and she was never able to make amends. Milah staying back trying to help save Henry. Milah & Rumple having to work together. Milah not going after Emma bc she is her son’s ex. Milah not looking for physical gratification for temporarily saving Emma’s father. Milah & Regina butting heads. (Idk did Milah help kidnap Regina??) Milah & Rumple both trying to prove themselves to Neal. MILAH AND RUMPLE TRUCE WITH SO MUCH SASS BC THEY STILL HATE EACH OTHER. But Nealfire is so much more important.

Milah standing by when Rumple sacrifices himself to stop his father and save their son. MILAH HELPING NEAL AND BELLE GET RUMPLE BACK. (Weird Milah/Belle bonding.) MILAH STOPPING NEAL SACRIFICING HIMSELF AND DOING IT HERSELF. MILAH AND RUMPLE IN ONE BODY!!!!! Milah & Zelena 👀

But I would want them to find a way to save both Milah & Rumple so Neal can have his family.

MILAH and Rumple with Neal as he watches Emma become the Dark One to save Regina. Neal remembering why Rumple became Dark One. Neal + Regina teamwork & tag team Emma support, with Snow & Charming of course. Neal panicking about what will happen to Emma. EMMA NOT BEING ABLE TO WATCH NEAL DIE AGAIN. EMMA MAKING NEAL DARK TWO. NEAL GETTING ADDICTED TO POWER TRYING TO MAKE EMMA AND HENRY HAPPY AND SAFE.

Neal, Emma and Regina co parenting. Regina freaking out about Henry’s girlfriend, Neal giving him advice, Emma telling him not to listen to either of them. Snow & Charming having no idea who Emma should be with. Snow leaning toward Neal, Charming toward Regina. Rumple is totally stuck bc NEAL but complicated Regina. Milah thinking they make such great friends & family, why ruin it? Emma, Neal & Regina being SO CONFUSED. Everyone all weirdly protective of each other and so much teasing banter. EVERYONE SPILLING SECRETS ABOUT EACH OTHER. Milah & Snow developing a close friendship neither expected. Charming & Rumple pick up their bromance. Emma, Neal and Regina are all concerned. Henry thinks it’s the best ever. Belle being EVERYONE’S FRIEND. Especially Neal & Milah & Regina - which surprises EVERYONE (Milah & Regina most of all bc they were soso terrible to her). Milah & Rumple having intense arguments then not speaking to each other for two weeks, but after that they’re back to “normal” sass & banter and their frenemy status.

Just omgomgomg I really want this 😭

i have so many feelings.

imagine milah & cora tho. like milah only teaming up with cora to get to storybrooke, initially bc she wants revenge but actually hating cora with every fiber of her being bc she was an even worse mother but she makes milah face all of her own failings as a mother. it’s a great set up for coming face to face with neal again.

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Rihanna and Lupita Nyong'o will costar in a buddy movie directed by Ava DuVernay for Netflix

Issa Rae is in talks to write the script for this literal internet dream.

Call it the revenge of the disruptors.

After dramatic negotiation session at the Cannes Film Festival, Netflix has nabbed a film project pairing Grammy winner Rihanna with Oscar winner Lupita Nyong’o, in a concept that began as a Twitter sensation. Ava DuVernay (Selma) will direct, and Issa Rae (Insecure) is in talks to write the screenplay.

According to sources, Netflix landed the project in a very aggressive bid, beating out multiple other suitors. Netflix had no comment.

The project began as a Twitter meme when the photo above — a shot that was taken in 2014 of the two women in the front row of a Miu Miu fashion show — went viral, prompting calls to turn it into a movie.

Rihanna looks like she scams rich white men and lupita is the computer smart best friend that helps plan the scans https://twitter.com/blaquepink/status/854420031479971846 …

Twitter users went so far as to ask for DuVernay (who is in post-production on A Wrinkle in Time for Disney) to direct, with Rae (whose second season of HBO’s Insecure will debut on July 23) to write. All four women pledged their support to the project on the social media platform.

Since then, the buzz has only intensified, with some creating concept art of the “scammer story” they envisioned with Rihanna playing a woman who cons white men, while her brilliant co-conspirator (played by Nyong’o) orchestrates the heists. It’s unclear how faithful Rae will remain to the crowd-sourced concept.

But if she needs a suggestion for the ending, Rihanna’s appearance on the Cannes red carpet sparked inspiration from her fans.

Sources say Rae is already working on the script and the studio is eyeing a production start of 2018 after DuVernay completes her current film. x

SHOUT OUT TO THE TUMBLR USER THAT ACTUALLY CREATED THIS CONCEPT THREE YEARS AGO! IT’S HAPPENING! 

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Girls Night Out

Emma: Well it doesn't matter because Regina Mills is not into women.
Ruby: Are you kidding me right now?
Kathryn: You have to be kidding.
Belle: Or she is completly oblivious.
Emma: What are you guts talking about? She is into that lumberjack look. Beards and muscles and you know, dicks.
Mulan: Maybe the bar is not the best place to have this -
Ruby: Seriously? Of course Regina likes women. Everybody knows that.
Emma: You are bullshitting me.
Ruby: She had a very wild and very public affair with Maleficent after she killed Snow's Dad. Very very public.
Belle: And I think she had a relationship with the head nurse at the Asylum during the curse. She gave her roses and looks.
Mulan: She supposedly disguised herself with magic and visited taverns with certain reputations.
Emma: You're saying she snuck into ye olde gay bars?
Mulan: With Tinkerbell and several other blondes.
Ruby: Emma, honey, if Bette Porter and Olivia Spencer had a gay love child, that child would cower in awe of Regina's lady loving powers.
Belle: I mean her Evil Queen self pretty much undressed you with her eyes, constantly.
Kathryn: Normal Regina does too. All the time. One time she almost ran into a wall because she saw you out running.
Emma: Is this a joke?
Zelena: I wish it was. I need a curse to erase the tales of my sister's proclivities from my mind. It is bad enough I have to see her lusting after you, but talking about it is worse.
Snow: And we can't even get properly intoxicated because we're still breast feeding.
Emma: So she really is into girls.
Lily: Yup. Hey quick question, can magical gays make babies together? I'm asking for a friend.
Emma: I need another drink.
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are there solid cs proposal spoilers?

they haven’t been together anywhere near long enough by real world standards 😷😷😷

i’m not bothered anymore tho lol this show isn’t worth it

It’s much worse than CS proposal spoilers. There are spoilers of Hook asking David’s permission to propose or something like that…

-casually steps over all the feelings I have on that matter so that i don’t drown in the negativity- You know, the only good that could ever come of that if it happens, is if Emma finds this out, and reacts thusly…

Then heads over to Regina’s like…

And Regina’s all…

And Emma’s in need of a hard drink so this happens…

And they talk, and they talk, and then Emma seeks out the walking scurvy all…

And he’s all blah blah my happy ending blah and Emma’s like…

Then promptly turns around and heads back to Regina’s feeling more like herself than she has in months, all…

And Regina’s like…

And the next time the walking scurvy see’s Emma she’s walking along the street happily with her family, and he can’t help but make some shitty comment and so all of them stop to look at him like…

Then they walk off, because what they have he can’t touch or tarnish or take away, because True Love, that’s magic.

why can’t you write the show

I really wish I was, lol.

ME TOO you would have handled this arc so much better

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regina: i sure miss dating
emma: :(
regina: what i would give to just date again! could be anyone really...
emma:
regina: maybe someone...sweet and kind. someone who knows me, maybe even someone i would consider a friend!
emma:
regina: someone blonde!! even though really you're not fooling anyone with those dark roots.
emma: ??? maleficent ??
regina:
regina: nice, I'll add idiot to the list
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