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thanks for being my first passenger

@beauregardslionetts / beauregardslionetts.tumblr.com

Ellie. I write things and game a lot.
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nikanono
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asynca

all the characters in Overwatch are just so fucking extra, like, can you imagine being a standard soldier and then having Overwatch agents show up

WTF IS THIS, A CLOWN SHOW,

like you’ve got a doctor wearing angel wings and a halo unironically, a literal cowboy with a SPUR on his gun, a guy who thinks he’s captain america, idek who that sonic chick is but she won’t stop giggling, a small engineer whose prosthetic arm is a giant mechanical claw, an actual gorilla as their lead scientist,

did the UN look at this lineup and go “sorry guys but I think decommissioning you is the only solution”

#omg#this is why OW was disbanded#overwatch#gaming
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commander-ledi

im like skyrim npc:

  • i tell the same bullshit over and over again
  • sometimes when you try to interact with me, i am about to respond but then i just stare at you with my mouth open and go home to sleep
  • mostly i wont talk unless interacted with but sometimes when i notice you, i give you unwanted lecture about bullshit you could not care any less about
  • if you do one specific low effort nice thing to me, you can marry me
  • i eat bread nonstop
#omg#about me#skyrim
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