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Proudly in possession of big hug energy~ Bear- he/him - is excited about things all the time - will give you a hug - runs everywhere
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westernlariat

13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray”

It’s grEy in England and grAy in America.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME I’VE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH THIS SINCE I WAS A FETUS AND IT’S LITERALLY THAT EASY?????

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thewindsatyourback

WHAT ABOUT CANADA.

grEHy

WHAT ABOUT AUSTRALIA…?

grG’DAYMATEy

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edgelady007

i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis

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child-of-the-sea-and-sky
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thehomebrood

I think one of the dumbest things I ever did in my entire life was let my Rogue in D&D get turned into a vampire because he then could not enter residences without permission which completely destroyed half the concept of a rogue.

do u ever get tired of ur own OC’s

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thelesseroftwo

Is Russia even real

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numinous-queer

I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:

“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”

to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”

Source: weloveshortvideos.com
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lucithefer

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have

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Some of the cutesy ‘little English village’ things I’ve picked up living where I do; I’ll pass on some of it to you!
  • The little old lady at the end of my road, Betty, makes really good flapjacks and scorns me for not wearing more than a T-shirt in the winter and laughing that her husband was the same way.
  • There is nowhere that dogs aren’t allowed here so long as they behave, co-op, estate agent, dentist~ you name it.
  • The village market is a great place to make connections~ everyone knows each other and the barter is quite interesting; ‘£5 for the fleece and I’ll help you with that shed you’ve been putting off putting together’ ‘AND you’ll bring biscuits,,’ ‘...deal!’ Ect.
  • Mid September if you head up still woods in the day time there are almost always a group of kids gathered around the old horse chestnut tree looking for conkers (more likely to throw at each other than to play conkers with) or conkers still inside the seed pod (absolutely to throw at each other) but you will never see any kids *in* the perfectly climable tree; don’t be tempted to be the first up there
  • If you find yourself walking past the doctors surgery by accident and it is late enough that the cast iron, barred gate has been pulled close and secured with a chain and a large padlock do not under any circumstances be tempted to look into any of the windows or approach the premises~ especially if you’re in the winter months and the sky has not yet regained its early evening glow. Keep walking in the same direction and you will get where you are going.
  • If you are passing by the town hall, perhaps on the way to the co-op as I often am, and you hear music; feel free to stop and listen for a while! If the lights are on it is not advised to aproach~ especially not if the car park is empty or it is dark out; just ignore it and keep walking. !!!! If this happens and the music stops I, in the interest of your continued sanity, would recommend adopting a calm sprint for as long as you can manage.
  • Don’t take shortcuts through the fields by the abandoned granary and mill once it gets dark, ignore any lights you see coming from the mill.
  • If you for some reason find yourself at the river before the woods; you might happen to see a ‘person’ stumble out of the woods appearing to be gravely injured. On this occasion they may collapse and beg you to help them away from the woods. It is reccomended not to react or act shocked and leave the area unhurriedly. You should not be tempted to acknowledge or engage with the ‘person’; they will attempt to get you to help them across the river. It is imperative you abstain from even approaching the river- you are the only human unaware enough to wind up this close to the woods anyway, so don’t feel guilty.
  • Some of the older farmer types speak Manx; a Gaelic dialect!
  • When a locally owned small business emerges it is good practice to offer to help out on a weekend for the sake of it.

that’s all of the things I can think of at the moment~ I’d be happy if anyone else living fairly rural has anything to add!

#writing#keepyoureyesdown#village#english#unsettling#mild horror
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violerwolf

i just really cannot believe this fucking thing exists imagine making a robot this built and its purpose is to play table tennis

This the villain in an anime

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