i had a dream last night that this happened

This boy

What your favorite Balance Arc says about you.

Here There Be Gerblins: You’re a goof with an appreciation for good fight scenes. Your favorite part of any superhero narrative is the origin story. You’re a big MBMBaM fan. You probably bounce on your heels or tap your fingers on things or shake your legs a lot, something to keep you moving. You’re pretty drama-free, but you’ve been known to be what the kids call petty from time to time. You cried about Magnus in story and song.

Murder on the Rockport Limited: You like history. Chaotic Good/Lawful Evil. No overlap. You like mostly neutral backgrounds with pops of color (it’s your flair). You’ve sat through the entirety of one fifties informational video. You’re good with kids, but you don’t like them that much. You take really good notes. You can tell who the villain’s going to be in most narratives. You cried about Magnus in story and song.

Petals to the Metal: Hyper. Muscles. You like Heists and Sponge-Bob. You’ve never done anything wrong in your life. You’re either a coffee person or a soda person. No in-between. You probably don’t think people like you very much, but are like, the most likable person ever.  You cried about Magnus in story and song.

The Crystal Kingdom: You like anime a bunch. You probably were into steampunk for a while. You like old Disney art-styles, like Mickey in Steamboat Willie. You’re not religious. You’ve got secret skills. You probably break headphones within two seconds of getting them. You like space. You cried about Magnus in story and song.

The Eleventh Hour: You are under the (correct) assumption that time-based powers are the most powerful kind. You’re good at accents. You know how to fix things. You’re spiritual. You have a wonderful smile. You’re either super graceful, or are ridiculously clumsy. You like cacti. You jam out the hardest to the music that Griffin makes for the show You cried about Magnus in story and song.

The Suffering Game: Geez. Well you just like pain don’t you? You probably dress really nicely. You can touch your toes no problem. Lawful evil. You’ve probably punched someone else in the face before. You’ve got an immature sense of humor. You either exercise regularly or never at all. No in between.  You cried about Magnus in story and song.

The Stolen Century: You’re a hopeless romantic. You’re probably a whole different person around your family than you are around your friends. You’re introspective and self-aware. You’re very observant. You know tropes and quotes. You’ve got a good memory. Look like you could kill someone but are actually a cinnamon roll. Surprisingly sad. You cried about Magnus in story and song.

Story and Song: You’re a big sap. You appreciate good tex-mex. You like slice-of-life comics. You probably have a really dorky happy dance. You can probably sing good. You like going out in the rain. You either get sick all the time, or don’t know what a cold feels like. No in between.You cried about Magnus in story and song.

Lunar Interludes: You like filler. Christmas is one of your favorite holidays. You hold an appreciation for fried food unlike any other. You like the ocean. You like the song YMCA by The Village People. You like garlicky potatoes. You either get adequate hydration or never drink water. No in between. You cried about Magnus in story and song.

honestly? keanu reeves should have been in the MCU by now

honestly keanu reeves should’ve been doctor strange

marvel wouldn’t even need to spend money on cgi because keanu reeves can just do that

Kevin Feige would drain the immortal life force out of him

person who has/works with kids: *talking about how much they hate kids*

me:

Me: *Sees one (1) possible sign of rejection*

Me:

Terry Crews came out and admitted he had been sexually assulted by someone in the film industry, and is now being blacklisted. I have been a fan of his since Idiocracy, and will continue to support all of his work.

So when you wonder why people don’t come forward with their assults, this is why.

Where are all the bitch men who ask about male sexual assault when the focus is on women but are dead silent when men are actually at the focus.  

It’s almost as if Men’s Rights Activists don’t really care about men’s rights. Hmmm….

Yep….

This misses the really powerful piece of the story: Terry Crews was the one who chose not to do the movie. One of the producers told him, essentially, that he could either do the movie and be drop the sexual assault charges, or continue with the trial and have “troubles”. Terry dropped out because he felt standing against abusers was more important than his film career.

It’s bullshit that he was threatened in the first place, of course, but his response was ballsy. I admire him for it.

As an inside joke, the officers decided to have the cake decorated in police-blue ribbons and sugared bees (for a “sting”).

The band, led by a city police officer, announced themselves as a weed-loving group named S.P.O.C, which stood for ‘Somebody Protect Our Crops.’ In actuality, it was just COPS spelled backwards.

They played the song ‘I Fought The Law (and the Law Won)’ as a signal to begin the bust.

“Let’s have some fun,” an officer shouted. “Everybody here that’s a cop, stand up! Okay! All the rest of you motherfuckers put your hands on the table, because you’re under arrest! This is a bust!”

I found a video of The Wedding Sting, but there’s no audio :(

Source

IMAGINE YOUR OTP

WOOOW

Puts every single fake married AU to shame.

this is some red wedding shit right here

All these clues and the drug dealers still couldn’t figure out it was a bust?

Wow.

what sort of brooklyn nine fuckin nine

we’ll get em next time

DBH: Hank calles Connor his son when he dies, has a clear hint that Hank thinks Connor resembles his deceased son Cole, makes it evident that both Hank and Connor care for each others safety on multiple occasions, has them both hug in the end after getting a good ending, and overall makes it possible for Hank and Connor to have a close father/son relationship.

Tumblr: *Draws fanart of Hank and Connor making out while half naked*

Me:

If this was my alarm ringtone, I wouldn’t even be mad lmao

I don’t want this isolation       See the state I’m in now?

Gorillaz - Humility

Me on Tumblr app after finally reaching the end of a long post I wasn’t interested in:

Pro-tip: Press J and it’ll skip to the next post :)

Me on Tumblr app trying to find the J button:

I saw a sad facebook post from the gay bookstore back in Ann Arbor where I used to live about how they hadn’t sold any books that day so I went on their online store and bought a couple, and while you don’t get #deals like elsewhere online, I’d love it if y’all would consider buying your next gay book from them instead of like, Amazon.

Common Language is a great bookstore and while I’ve only been there once, I follow it on Instagram and really want to see it succeed!

Their most recent Facebook post (~9:30 PM, April 18):

i wasnt expecting to like this pairing this much

what an icon

Also: true wlw and mlm solidarity