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⭐ tex ⭐ he/they ⭐ 17 ⭐ finnish ⭐ welcome to my rancid multifandom blog, boy ⭐💥 previously known as @dangerats--altcats 💥
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starving artist commissions, open always.

things are getting completely ridiculous in price, as I'm sure you're well aware. it's gotten to the point where we have to go without the things we need pretty regularly. all I'm really good at is being creative, and that doesn't really pay the bills, but it could pay for necessities.

if you don't want to commission me but still want to help somehow, you could buy a track from my bandcamp, or buy me a kofi. anything is appreciated, no amount is too small to help. even a reblog can help.

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one thing that drives me absolutely nuts is when ppl characterize princess bubblegum as like, a bubbly disney princess type of character. i know thats her name and shes pink but like yuo would only think this if you didnt watch a single minute of the show because literally the opening shot of season 1 episode 1 is pb doing science experiments on corpses

bubbline is not a “bubbly prep x moody goth” couple theyre a chill gay stoner x unethical scientist who is the dictator of a police state populated by people she made in her lab

everyone in the notes saying “this is why i hate pb” go to jail go to hell this post is about how much i love this woman i think her disregard for morality is sexy actually

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Just got a notification that someone liked a post of mine and I read the username as bear-bug-boy. Anyways it was you and I have no idea how I made bear-bug-boy of that

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the 3 genders

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miggylol

You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

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houshou

why do things aimed at “gamers” look like that

look like what?

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suppyguppy

you fucking leave reaper out of this

15-20 years from now, everyone will be calling this “aesthetic” and “gamer-core” or something of that note. The exact same treatment that old windows computers and fruitigo aero are getting today. You’ll find blogs online dedicated to this, stimboards and all. Young people will be saying “take me back to when technology was actually good”. There will be hundreds of playlists with things you never even considered to be related to this. Mark my words.

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vigilskeep

generally i make fun of the orlesian version of an organisation more than any other but i’ve got to admit there’s no bitch as useless as a kinloch hold templar

lying awake at night thinking abt how jowan escaped. jowan. one singular blood mage apprentice. who was jowan. he was in the middle of the tower. the whole thing was planned by the templars. they knew he was coming. they caught him. in the middle of the circle. and then he. and then he just. how can i even say this without laughing. how did he get across the fucking lake

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Jan 1, 2023.

[ID: Screenshots of many tags left on this post. 1: "it's so funny to imagine Jowan swimming across the lake. but I like to think that he walked up to the templar in a little row boat. shove the templar out into the water (the templar proceeds to sink like a rock). and then jowan just very pathetically rows away without being stopped. it isnt fast. but it works."

2: "he blood magicked a very big fish to carry him."

3: "made a boat out of blood magic. pulled like a todd howard move and t-posed across the surface of the water. etc."

4: "asked to use the boat."

5: "a little known jowan fact is that aside from being a blood mage he's also on the fereldan olympic swim team."

6: "he doggy paddled. let a bitch live??"

7: "you know how moses parted the sea. I think jowan did that. it was very very cool and no one was there to see. and it took a lot of blood magic so he just passed out in some bushes the moment he hit the other side. my favorite suggestion in the tags though is that he just knocked out the one templar and stole the boat."

8: "he ran across it like one of those lizards."

9: "ok so you know how in the incredibles mrs. incredible can turn herself into a boat" End ID]

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