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Keeping Up With the Cullens - Eclipse Episode 7, pt 4.

concept: emmett calling rosalie his “golden girl” and then eventually shortening it to “goldie” and she loves it so much that even when they bicker all he has to do is nudge her and say “sorry goldie” and she can’t help but beam at him and all is forgiven i mean someone stop me honestly

So, I have a headcanon that in her earliest years as a vampire Alice broke into libraries and vacant homes and just read and absorbed all the books and magazines and knowledge that she could–history, current events, guides to manners and etiquette, fiction old and new–because remembering nothing of her human life meant that she remembered nothing of society’s social constructs and had no sense of historical context.

The Catholic church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633)

mythology: amphitrite, goddess and queen of the sea.

People who run a twilight blog in 2018 are absolute heroes and deserve immortality 

me @ everyone in this fandom

Looking for a sign (because)

[camera pans to edward shaking in anxiety, millions of possible bella-death scenarios he hasn’t considered rendering him speechless] 

when someone goes through ur blog archive and likes 1000 things at once

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

The sound of rain and ocean waves bring so much inner peace.

I sincerely hope What We Do in the Shadows isn’t too old to make memes out of

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

so, a vampire?

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

Is it your blood?

it is blood, yes

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

The Twilight Saga + Text Posts

Forks, Washington

Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible

Me, as a vampire: oh geez

Friend: What’s wrong

Me: Just remembered that time in 1654 when the tavern maid said “Enjoyeth thy meal!” I replied with “Thee as well”