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Named after the Ender's Game series. Ao3: little_bean. Icon: @shittilydrawing
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simnostalgia

Most of The Sims games from the 2000s are quickly becoming abandonware! Here’s where you can find them! Because FUCK Article 13! Dedicated to ANYONE who might be affected.

Just to add onto @uglytownie ‘s post about The Sims 2, I know there are some of you out there that would also like rarer titles from The Sims’ massive back catalog. 

If anything happens to this blog because of this post: My NEW twitter handle is @nostalgiasim, my discord is SimWorld (this link never expires), and my personal Neocities page is myonlinepityparty.neocities.org.

PC Games:

GameCube:

Gameboy Advance:

PlayStation 2:

Wii 

Prima Guides

Extras

Literally, if ANYTHING on this list goes down, message me. I’m not hosting any of it but I’ll absolutely put out another updated post!

Reblog for others! If don’t want it someone else might!

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bookcub

Gonna start a post with blank memes. Please add any you have on hand and reblog to spread them.

very good content

Here’s a few I’ve accumulated over the years

Ah, some gold!

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glixbitch

Omfg, a goldmine

This is a blessing look at all of these templates

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flukeoffate

All those posts about memes being their own language? This is the alphabet.

Where has this been… I’ve been living all my life… without this

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ethicalmemes

Let’s do this #EthicalMemes

This is his channel!

This is his most recent video! Please leave positive comments after watching the video and press the Like button.

I’ve seen his watercolor tutorials and they made me want to paint again. It’s wholesome content and he is a kind soul.

I love my third grandpa 🥺

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cyberiamix

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

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zerofarad

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

We live in a socie-

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

I find the mushroom post :)

sorry

sorry

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire

these are all great but “hell is empty and all the devils are here” is from the tempest

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sixpenceee

How to create the creepy mirror effect using a panorama. By lililwanjun10

This is so frickin cool

she crack the code

this is so hecking neat

That’s cool and all but what about before panorama even existed?

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yayroos

@giant-tiny-ss all a panorama does is stitch together a line of photos. It takes longer but you can do that with a series of ordinary photos (even on film although that’s a skill not many people have anymore)

Just take the photo of the first position, then have the person move and take the empty one in the middle, then have them move into place for the other side.

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I found a company called “Frantic Meerkat” who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out

This is by the Mincing Mockingbird guy (of “I’d sell you to satan for one corn chip” and “The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math” fame) and you can buy them here

I….I need all of them

This speaks to me on a fucking spiritual level.

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hgk477

How to Bring Someone Back from the Dead

  1. Make sure that it wasn’t their time to die. If it was, do not try to bring them back.
  2. If you’re sure they weren’t meant to die, start preparing for your journey. It will be a long one.
  3. You will need two coats, a quarter, a white rose, a blanket, a flashlight, extra batteries, lots of food and water, and an object of importance to the deceased (a necklace, a beloved book, etc).
  4. Wait until late spring. You’ll want it to be warm out when you return.
  5. Put on some good hiking boots. You’ll be walking for a while.
  6. Enter any forest. The denser the better. Walk until the sun goes down.
  7. Look to your left when it becomes too dark to see.
  8. You will see a white glow in the distance. Walk towards it.
  9. Be careful where you step. Some woods like to trip you.
  10. Remember your loved one’s name.
  11. Say aloud how much you missed them and why you want them back.
  12. The glow will disappear once you reach it. When it does, turn on your flashlight and sit down.
  13. Place the flashlight next to you and go to sleep. Do not be afraid. If you’ve made it this far, then the forest in on your side. It will not let you be harmed.
  14. When you awake, the sun will be up.
  15. Turn off your flashlight and put it back in your bag.
  16. You will be standing just outside of a fairy ring. Do not enter it.
  17. Take out your food and water. Eat some, but leave the rest at your feet.
  18. Step into the ring and place the quarter on the ground, tails up.
  19. Tell your loved one you are coming for them. They will not hear you.
  20. The quarter will sink into the ground. You may now enter the Underworld.
  21. Put on one of the coats. It will be very cold.
  22. Close your eyes and imagine that you are sinking into the ground. Do not open them until you smell smoke.
  23. When you open your eyes, you will be underground. A tunnel will stretch out before you.
  24. Replace the batteries in your flashlight. It will get dark very soon
  25. Follow the tunnel. You will feel cold. This is normal.
  26. You will soon come across a small house. Knock on the door.
  27. A dark-haired woman will open it. There is something wrong with her eyes. Do not stare.
  28. She will ask you for something pretty. Give her the rose
  29. She will smile at you and invite you in for something to eat. Enter the house, but politely refuse any food.
  30. Talk to her for a while. She likes the company.
  31. She’ll tell you a secret. Pretend that it doesn’t bother you.
  32. Eventually, she will give you an item. I do not know what it will be. It’s different for everyone.
  33. Thank her for being so kind. She wasn’t always like this.
  34. Say goodbye and exit the house. Continue down the tunnel
  35. You will be walking for a long time. If you need to sleep, do so. When you wake up, continue walking.
  36. You will find food in your bag. Do not eat any of it.
  37. You will get to a river guarded by the woman you met before. Do not ask her how she got here so fast.
  38. Say hello and show her the item she gave to you. She will take it and give you your flower back.
  39. You are now allowed to cross the river. Get in the boat. Don’t think about how it wasn’t there before.
  40. Let the boat take you to the other shore. The fog will make it hard to see. Trust me that it’s better that way
  41. When you get off the boat, the fog will be too dense to see clearly.
  42. You will start to come across wandering souls. They will not care that you are here. They are too miserable.
  43. The silence will be unbearable. Hum a song to yourself.
  44. You’ll be wandering around for a while. Don’t give up hope. You’ll find them soon.
  45. When you do, softly say hello.
  46. They will not remember you. Don’t take this personally. They don’t remember themselves either.
  47. Don’t touch them, not yet.
  48. Their eyes will seem far away. It’s alright. They are listening.
  49. Talk to them for a while. Don’t give your name and do not tell them theirs. They don’t trust you yet.
  50. They’ll soon realize you are alive. When they do, answer their questions about the world above.
  51. Ask them if they are cold. The answer will be yes.
  52. Offer them the coat you are wearing. It will already be warm. You have body heat, they do not.
  53. When they take it. Put on your other coat.
  54. At this point, they will ask if you know them. Say yes and tell them their name.
  55. They will like having an identity again. Try not to cry when they smile.
  56. Hand them their item of importance. It will help them trust you.
  57. Tell them your name and ask them if they want to leave.
  58. If they say yes, take their hand. They will feel like a corpse. Try not to let this faze you.
  59. Do not let go of their hand.
  60. Walk back to the river. You will find it. The Keepers don’t like the Living in the Underworld.
  61. The woman you met earlier will be there. Give her the rose again. She will give you back the item from her house.
  62. Get in the boat.
  63. When you reach the shore, exit the boat.
  64. Your loved one will have some trouble keeping up. They are exhausted. The dead cannot eat or sleep, no matter how much they want to.
  65. Keep walking. Try not to notice how hungry you are.
  66. Do not eat the food in your bag.
  67. While you walk, talk to your loved one. They don’t know it, but they’ve missed you.
  68. They will trip and fall at some point. They are very tired.
  69. They will start to cry. Don’t let this break your heart. Instead, tell them they will be able to rest soon.
  70. For now, pick them up and carry them in your arms. Don’t worry, they will be very light.
  71. Try not to notice that they aren’t breathing. It will only make you feel sick.
  72. Keep talking. They will be too tired to respond, but they are listening.
  73. When you see the woman’s house, tell your loved one that you’re almost there.
  74. Keep walking and don’t turn around.
  75. You’ll feel something watching you.
  76. Don’t turn around. Please.
  77. You’ll notice you’ve stopped talking. Start humming that song again. It will help stave off the fear.
  78. Stop walking and place your loved one on the ground. Pull out the blanket and wrap them in it. Pick them up again and keep going. You’re almost there.
  79. You’ll see a light up ahead. Feel the relief flooding through you and run towards it.
  80. When you step out of the fairy ring, immediately place your loved one on the ground.
  81. Encourage them to breathe. They will have forgotten how to.
  82. When they start to breathe again, retrieve the food that you left on the ground earlier.
  83. They’ll want to fall asleep. Make sure they eat and drink before they do so.
  84. They will be very cold. Do whatever you can to keep them warm.
  85. Thank whatever gods you believe in for letting you bring them back.
  86. Go to sleep. Nothing will harm you here.
  87. When you wake, do not disturb your loved one. They haven’t slept in so long. Wait until they wake up on their own.
  88. Take them home. They will not remember you at first, but they will regain their memories soon.
  89. Don’t tell them how they died. It’s best if they don’t know.
  90. Spend time with them. Most people don’t get a second chance.

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esperlesbian
✨ icons of various trainers from the quizbooks! ✨
feel free to use, credit appreciated but not needed

i enhanced the scans and manually painted over the “crust” or whatever its called seen in the original pics for a cleaner look. a HUGE thank you to @pokescans for doing lord’s work.

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mikaeled

Draugen is a single-player, first-person Fjord Noir mystery set in 1920s Norway. Explore a picturesque coastal community in your search for your missing sister, accompanied by your gregarious and enigmatic young ward. Coming to Windows PC, PlayStation 4 and Xbox One in 2019.

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Ambient sounds for writers

Find the right place to write your novel… 

Nature

Places

Fictional places

Chloe’s room (Life is Strange)

Blackwell dorm (Life is Strange)

Two Whales Diner (Life is Strange)

Star Wars apartment (Star Wars)

Tatooine (Star Wars)

Coruscant with rain (Star Wars)

Luke’s home (Star Wars)

Death Star hangar (Star wars)

Blade Runner city (Blade Runner)

Askaban prison (Harry Potter)

Ravenclaw tower (Harry Potter)

Hufflepuff common room (Harry Potter)

Slytherin common room (Harry Potter)

Gryffindor common room (Harry Potter)

Hagrid’s hut (Harry Potter)

Hobbit-hole house (The Hobbit)

Things

Transportation

Historical

Sci-fi

Post-apocalyptic

Horror

World

Trips, rides and walkings

Beautiful

@icanneverbesatisfied @maybe-mikala I HAVE FOUND THE ULTIMATE RESOURCE

I LOVE YOU FOR THIS

HONESTLY I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW

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Some advice for dressmakers:

1. Pockets are a thing. 2. Breasts are a thing.

Leave room in your design for both.

Yep, this is a real problem. From a design stand point it saves fabric and time since you don’t have to add any darts or pockets, and they go with the premise that a flat square shape should fit everyone without having to make much changes to the pattern (except to make it bigger or smaller). This whole one-size-fits-all mentality in fashion is so flawed, and actually impractical, it really annoys me how teachers let it slide in college and how the apparel industry continues to spew it year after year.

As someone who has breasts (DDD-H depending on what manufacturer I’m talking to) and loves pockets, let me wholeheartedly recommend eshakti.com. I started buying dresses from them in November and I love them. They will customize necklines, hemlines, etc., for a $9.95 flat fee, they will customize to your measurements if you don’t fit a standard size, and I’ve really enjoyed all my dresses from them. Most of their dresses come in sizes from XS to 6XL Feel free to message or send me an ask if you have specific questions! 

UHM EXCUSE ME I JUST CHECKED THEM OUT AND??????

THEIR

DRESSES

ARE

AMAZING??? AND THIS IS JUST THE DRESSES????

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weresehlat

They go up to size 36 US womens!!!! Y’ALL

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