When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

Kamala?

anyone need to just sleep just sleep just sleep just sleep forever and ever and ever and ever forever forever forever forever and ever and ever and ever forever

is anyone else annoyed by the stereotype that young people’s phones are a loud and annoying device? because i have never heard anyone under 30 who doesn’t have their phone on vibrate. like 100% of the time if the marimba ringtone starts blaring it’s the older generations.

this post came into my room and slapped me with the memory of my 40something coworker complaining about “young people’s phones being annoying” seconds before her phone started to blast some Pitbull song so loud from the other side of the office that our publisher threatened to throw it down the elevator shaft