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Beacon Feels

@beaconfeels

Yet another sideblog. Sophie she/they. Sophtly on AO3. My Wolfie West Coast aesthetic multishipping blog that’s 99% Teen Wolf. Occasionally NSFW. Enter at your own risk.
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i’m all sex positive and shit but i’m begging you. do not make your characters over 30 fuck on the floor. please. think of their lower backs. their knees. have some empathy 🙏

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Common things in the notes:

  • I'm over 30 and I wholeheartedly agree with this
  • I'm under 30 and this still applies
  • I'm over 30 and my joints are just fine
  • no, I want the characters to suffer afterwards for their impulsive decisions
  • whenever I read smut that has the characters take time to get pillows and consider joints and angles, that makes my whole day
  • but what if his wife has filled the house with chintz
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Coming across GIFs of Peter Hale and his deeply slutty v-necks is genuinely unreal.

I was so convinced this was a fanon thing.

You know, the way fandoms love to latch onto small details and blow them out of proportion and exaggerate them, like... Thor only eating poptarts because he ate a poptart once, these things. So I thought yeah sure, he wore v-necks, and it became a bit and it got exaggerated.

But damn no. That v-neck really is obscene and he really is wearing that in canon. Repeatedly. Different v-necks with a tits-out deep cut.

It's like he came on set and asked "how much tit can I show?" and the answer he got from wardrobe was "yes".

I am obsessed with this man.

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and like, I Do think that Peter Hale being involved in basketball rather than theatre in high school probably made his eventual descent into madness just a little bit worse. I do, I think that. maybe if he'd just auditioned for the lead role of a poorly produced musical when he was fifteen, he'd be doing soliloquies on stage where he belongs, instead of At Teenagers.

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