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Peter: Name?
Stiles: Stiles Stilinski
Peter: Sex?
Stiles: Absolutely!
Peter: No, Male or female?
Stiles: Doesn’t matter.
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Allison: What iS a Pillow Princess, Stiles?
Stiles: W-what-?
Allison: Derek's creepy uncle called you a--
Stiles: --I hEARD YOU. I just don't... have the heart to tell you..??
Allison: Fine. I'll just look it up~
Stiles: Ohgod, no, don't-!
Allison: TOO LATE
Allison: *rapidfire typing*
Allison: Ooooh.
Allison: *cackling*
Stiles: Don't hate just because you're jealous.
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Stiles: ..............yeah. Wow. Bad times. BAD tiiiiimes.
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Peter: You're my nephew. we're family. Last year, we even shared a toothbrush. Briefly.
Derek: ........I was unaware of that.
Peter: But we did~
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Derek: This is an..."uwu" free zone!
Erica: Cwimes against huwwumanity~
Derek: .......
Stiles: This mowortal vessel is owonly a shell for the howwors within~!
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Stiles: ...no lecture on kissing a boy?
Noah: No, why? Did you do it wrong?
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Scott: Hey, what's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Derek: One has a thin, pointed snout while the other has a broad, curved snout.
Stiles: Actually, I believe the main difference is that one will see you later and the other will see you in a while.
Derek:
Stiles: But I could be wrong. I'm not a zoologist.
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Things Stiles Stilinski was actually thinking [3/?]
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[teen wolf season two]
derek: one of you will betray me tonight
stiles: is it me, derek?
derek: no
isaac: is it me, derek?
derek: no, it’s not you either
scott: is it me, derek
derek:
derek, mockingly: iS iT mE dErEk?