Isaac: you're my friend, but I'd totally let you fuck me if you asked.
Scott: what?
Isaac: what?
Stiles, not looking up from his laptop: he said he'd let you fuck him if you asked.
Isaac: you're my friend, but I'd totally let you fuck me if you asked.
Scott: what?
Isaac: what?
Stiles, not looking up from his laptop: he said he'd let you fuck him if you asked.
Somebody take away my tablet I'm begging you
"Canon" Era Sterek
Derek: I don't always make great decisions under pressure
*In the Stilinski home*
Stiles: What the hell is going on!?
The wonder betas in the living room: 🙂🙂🙂
Derek: I got us a pack
Derek: Okay, someone explain to me how Stiles making dinner led to Isaac being stabbed.
Stiles: I told him to stay out of my kitchen when I'm cooking.
Derek: And?
Stiles: And he said, "Why? What are you gonna do, stab me?"
Derek:
Peter: That's fair.
Noah: “Please don’t tell me you brought home another stray.”
Stiles: “...If it’s any consolation, it’s not an animal this time.”
Noah: “...Is it human?”
Stiles: “Not...fully?”
Stiles: When you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughingstock.
Eli: Hate this, thank you.